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re: Taliban fighter blows his nuts off with RPG left behind by U.S. military

Posted on 9/8/21 at 9:14 pm to
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 9:14 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 9:16 pm to
Posted by GEAUXT
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 9:19 pm to
Goats everywhere rejoice
Posted by HogBalls
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 9:19 pm to
There will be one less goat with a sore arse come morning.
Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 9:25 pm to
Not cool. Could’ve happened to any one of us.
Posted by spslayto
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 9:26 pm to
Posted by YMCA
It's Fun to Stay
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 9:27 pm to
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Too bad it didn't kill him.


I prefer him blowing his dick off rather than die right then. Now when he does eventually die, he’ll be useless when he gets all of his virgins.

He didn’t realize that the last time he’d have sex would be getting fricked by an RPG.
Posted by WITNESS23
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 9:28 pm to
That rug really ties the room together.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 9:32 pm to
Couldn't get a good enough look at the weapon to determine what kind of weapon and whether it's part of the US arsenal. AFAIK we don't have anything similar to the Russian made RPG. Maybe an M203? If so, they've been known to detonate prematurely. Rare, but it happens. LINK
This post was edited on 9/8/21 at 9:33 pm
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 9:39 pm to
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RPG


Not US. That's like saying an AK is American-made.

RPG-7 and RPG-9 are Soviet weapons.
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 9:55 pm to
I can't speak the language, but I guess he asked for a bottle of water and a fluffy pillow, because that is what he got.
Posted by Smoke Ring
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 10:06 pm to
ALLAHU SNACKBAR!
Posted by Jh22586
Member since Oct 2019
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 10:28 pm to


Does that mean he is now considered to be one of the 72 virgins

That’s one hell of a way to have a sex change

Guess he gonna have to get his pronoun game on
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 10:28 pm to
Some afghan women are safer tonight
Posted by ShoeBang
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 10:30 pm to
quote:

Taliban fighter blows his nuts off with RPG left behind by U.S. military


If it saves one goat…
Posted by GRTiger
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 10:35 pm to
Afghani sex change.
Posted by Jenar Boy
Elsewhere
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 11:23 pm to
This will save some young Afghan boys anus and rid the world of a piece of shite. Bravo
Posted by Ezra Reed
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 11:34 pm to

Well...that's one.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
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Posted on 9/9/21 at 12:07 am to
I'd like to think that they're telling him things like,
"Just walk it off buddy, you're gonna be fine" and "It only got one ball and shortened your dick a tad".
Posted by CHSTigersFan
Charleston, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 9/9/21 at 1:04 am to
I’m sure a bunch of goats are THRILLED right about now…

I wonder if he’ll have to wear a hijab now?
This post was edited on 9/9/21 at 1:06 am
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