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Taco Bell wedding for $600

Posted on 6/24/21 at 5:27 pm
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
5335 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 5:27 pm
Available at a Taco Bell in Las Vegas. Honestly rather do this than spend five-figures on a one-day event.

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The $600 dollar package allows you invite up to 25 guests, and includes a sauce-packet garter and bowtie, plus “Just Married” T-shirts. For refreshments, the venue provides champagne flutes, which you can fill with things like with the chain’s proprietary Mountain Dew flavor, Baja Blast; a full-blown cake made with Taco Bell’s Cinnabon Delights; and, of course, a 12-pack of tacos for the reception. It also includes a bouquet made out of sauce packets, but unfortunately that is the “something borrowed” element of the wedding and needs to be returned.
This post was edited on 6/24/21 at 5:29 pm
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40250 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 5:28 pm to
Hope it comes with a box of TP
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
10282 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 5:30 pm to
Cringed

I would need everclear to agree to that, and probably supreme tacos
Posted by Cotten
Tennessee
Member since Jan 2018
1255 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 5:34 pm to
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Cringed

Single guy, eh?

...I can tell because every married man on the planet would take this over the BS that goes into a wedding nowadays.
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
8225 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 5:35 pm to
No chalupa, no deal.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120169 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 5:36 pm to
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I can tell because every married man on the planet would take this over the BS that goes into a wedding nowadays.


This
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56156 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 5:37 pm to
Hell YES!

I’m booking my next wedding.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86438 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

can tell because every married man on the planet would take this over the BS that goes into a wedding nowadays.


Or instead of $600 worth of shite you can spend basically nothing and go to the courthouse instead.

Imagine spending $600 for 12 tacos and a packet bouquet you have to give back lmao
Posted by sgallo3
Dorne
Member since Sep 2008
24747 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 5:41 pm to
I would throw in an extra $300 on food for the guests, a 12 pack of tacos aint gonna cut it. Of course I'm more the highfalutin type
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10305 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 5:43 pm to

Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41166 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

you can spend basically nothing and go to the courthouse instead


$35
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90484 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 6:02 pm to
Room full of wedding guests with explosive diarrhea doesn’t sound like a good time
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12369 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 6:39 pm to
How many tacos can one man eat on his wedding night?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141632 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 6:43 pm to
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15293 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 6:44 pm to
There better be fricking mexi melts and Mexican pizzas.
Posted by SG_Geaux
1 Post
Member since Aug 2004
77929 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 6:44 pm to
You had me at sauce packet garter.
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

Available at a Taco Bell in Las Vegas. Honestly rather do this than spend five-figures on a one-day event.
America, frick yeah.

Personally I wouldn't go that route but whatever. If it was a friend I'm there.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
10282 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 6:45 pm to
Im more likely to have a baby momma these days than marry, I feel women are incentivized to be married, we lose quite a bit. Idk maybe when I’m older I’ll think deferent but a lot of girls I’ve dated are cool with that anyways
Posted by RexKramer
Chicago
Member since Nov 2020
411 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 6:51 pm to
25 guests and 12 tacos? That should end well #bestwishes.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
26038 posts
Posted on 6/24/21 at 6:59 pm to
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Imagine spending $600 for 12 tacos and a packet bouquet you have to give back lmao



Better than $25,000 for roughly the same result.
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