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TideSaint
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Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
Why is that? Inquiring minds want to know.


locotiger
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re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
Stomach acid is used to disinfect food and promote a healthy environment for enzymes to break down food.


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TideSaint
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re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
Not only does it not dissolve the corn, the stomach seemingly reconstructs it. I know I chewed that shite up yesterday.


WikiTiger
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re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
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Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
Why is that? Inquiring minds want to know.


somebody just got done taking a shit


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Mo Jeaux
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re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
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Not only does it not dissolve the corn, the stomach seemingly reconstructs it. I know I chewed that shite up yesterday.







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HideChaKidz
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re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
Stomach acid is toxic?


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fr33manator
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Member since Oct 2010
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re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
Same reason I can melt a hole through metal, glass, wood, and ceramic, but a plastic tub is just fine.


Chemistry


locotiger
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re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
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fr33manator




With the BOOM!


Patrick O Rly
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y u do dis?
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re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
Why don't they make the airplanes out of corn?


wildtigercat93
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re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
InB4PictureOfCreepyBaby


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BayouBandit24
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re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
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Not only does it not dissolve the corn, the stomach seemingly reconstructs it. I know I chewed that shite up yesterday.


The corn you chewed gets broken down. But a lot of it you unknowingly swallow whole


REB BEER
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Member since Dec 2010
10327 posts

re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
You must not be familiar with the first law of conservation of corn. It simply states that corn can neither be created nor destroyed by the human body.

Once I thought I had created some, but later remembered that I had creamed corn at lunch the day before.


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lsu480
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re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
Corn? I don't remember eating any corn!


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Oyster
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re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
There is a protective on seeds that protect them from the digestive juices of birds and mammals. Thus aids in spreading seeds and giving them a nice fertile place to start growing.


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TideSaint
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re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
I swear, I can eat cornbread and produce whole corn kernels. It's not science. It's magic.


Champagne
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Subjugated USA
Member since Oct 2007
31670 posts

re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
Did you know that the corn that is excreted by human defecation is edible?

I would not recommend it for you or your friends, but, why not serve some to fans of opposing teams at your next LSU football tailgate party?


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shutterspeed
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MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
46769 posts

re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
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The corn you chewed gets broken down. But a lot of it you unknowingly swallow whole


Teeth are some bull shite then.


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Coater
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lsucoonass
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re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
corn aint the only grain that doesnt completely dissolve


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CottonWasKing
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re: Stomach acid is so toxic yet it can't dissolve corn?
I just hope I never find corn on my bakers rack......


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