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Somewhere right now is a wife laughing at her husband thinking he’s winning Mega Millions
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:44 pm
My wife just rolled her eyes and laughed at me when I told her what we would do with our winnings. What’s funny is whoever wins this thing is likely married and is being laughed at by his wife when he jokes about winning.
It may as well be me!
I believe I’m going to trade in my 1986 wife for a newer one. Trading up after tonight, baws.
It may as well be me!
I believe I’m going to trade in my 1986 wife for a newer one. Trading up after tonight, baws.
This post was edited on 1/22/21 at 9:46 pm
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Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:46 pm to TDsngumbo
Sounds like she needs a good smacking
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:47 pm to TDsngumbo
The chances of a lottery this large ruining a marriage is high.
I'm guessing someone very trashy wins it and gets taken for by his family and the people he associates with.
I'm guessing someone very trashy wins it and gets taken for by his family and the people he associates with.
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:48 pm to tiggerthetooth
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The chances of a lottery this large ruining a marriage is high.
We already have an understanding that if we win, we’re staying married but having fun with others. She’ll have her side of the mansion and I’ll have my side.
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:50 pm to TDsngumbo
My wife sent me to the Citgo to buy 6 tickets. Not feeling lucky.
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:51 pm to TDsngumbo
LOL - why is she laughing?
My husband and I talked all day about what we would do with our winnings.
He's going to get two red heads, and I get some foreign pool guys.
It'll be great.
My husband and I talked all day about what we would do with our winnings.
He's going to get two red heads, and I get some foreign pool guys.
It'll be great.
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:51 pm to TDsngumbo
waits for spinoff thread.
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:51 pm to TDsngumbo
You seem like someone who will get divorced one day because your wife is having sex with another guy and your reaction will be “I don’t know what happened!”
Posted on 1/22/21 at 9:53 pm to TDsngumbo
Tell a bitch the franchise tag only good for one year and if she ain’t signed she walk
Posted on 1/22/21 at 10:00 pm to TDsngumbo
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wife for a newer
Why another?
Posted on 1/22/21 at 10:05 pm to TDsngumbo
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we’re staying married
But why?
frick all that!!
Posted on 1/22/21 at 10:16 pm to tiggerthetooth
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I'm guessing someone very trashy wins it
Woo-hoo! My odds just went up!
Posted on 1/22/21 at 10:24 pm to TDsngumbo
She's filing for divorce the instant you claim it. At that moment, it's half hers and she doesn't have to put up with your dumb arse any more.
Posted on 1/22/21 at 11:04 pm to GreenRockTiger
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He's going to get two red heads, and I get some foreign pool guys. It'll be great.
Plot twist.
You and your husband walk in and the red heads and the pool guys are having an orgy at the house.
Do you:
Clean house and fire everyone
Say nothing
Join in...
Posted on 1/22/21 at 11:11 pm to TDsngumbo
I was with your wife in a 1969 last night.
Posted on 1/22/21 at 11:14 pm to TDsngumbo
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1985 wife
Graduation year?
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