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So I'm suppose to help a woman move UPDATED #6
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:32 pm
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:32 pm
A little backstory was requested so here it is:
My parents and her parents are long time friends. She's 10 to 12 years older than me so we were never friends ourselves. In fact, she was away in college while I was in middle school. So I don't have a real relationship with her. She's not a bad looking woman and over the years I've had my share of sexual thoughts about her, but I was never really interested in her in real life. (pics may come Thursday night) I see her maybe once a year and not by choice. And somehow me doing work for her almost always comes up. I don't like being the go-to guy for her shite work. I'm tired of it.
And I have turned down her requests for help in the past.
But this time, the only reason I very, very reluctantly agreed to help her move is because she asked me to help in front of her and my parents. I tried to brush off her requests for help, but she brought it up three times at the dinner table. And I never told her yes until she approached me a fourth time in the parking lot. And even then I tried to get out of it, but she has an uncanny ability to not take a hint. So I said yes, while my face was saying no. Then a week later she texted me, which is where this thread began:
She texted me:
Her: I was wondering when you might be free this week to help me move.
I'm like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKK.
An hour and a half later I texted back.
Me: I'm free from Wednesday afternoon to Friday.
Seconds laters.
Her: Is tomorrow bad?
Her: Thanks.
I'm like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCK.
She asked when I was available. I told her. She responds with "Is tomorrow bad?"
How should I respond?
UPDATE #1
MONDAY 9:06 AM
I just got a new text a few minutes ago:
Her: If you can't do it Monday how about Tuesday?
I just texted back at 11:02 AM.
Me: I'm not going to be available to help you move. I suggest using a moving service or renting a U-Haul.
HOLY frick!
She texted back.
Her: Not even on Wednesday?
I'm about to lose my shite on her.
Monday 7:00 PM
Sorry. Nothing new to report. I will update if she texts me again. I won't be replying to her last text. But I suspect this ain't over yet. It's very possible she will contact my parents or start to beg me for help. I'm prepared for both!
UPDATE #2 Also posted on page 14.
TUESDAY 3:53 PM
She called and left a voice message.
Her voice message: Hey, Langland... It's me, her name, again. Hey hmmm, I'm just checking back to see if it's possible...I can wait until Thursday... if there's any possible way you can help me. I'm kind of in a bind...and and umm.. I did U-Haul before and it's kind of expensive but... I can do it but I don't want to because and I'm in between jobs and...well anyway... uhmmm give me a call back when you get a chance. Uhhmm it's 555-5555 ok. And I'll (in audible) to you later. And it's ok if you can't but it would be really nice if you could...ummm cause I think you have a truck, umm right? Ummm let me know if you do or not. Anyway I appreciate your time. Thank you. Bye.
UPDATE #3 Also posted on page 20.
WEDNESDAY 10:52 AM
Me: I can help Thursday. Early morning is best.
I know she was praying to get help moving. So I was praying last night that she found someone to help her besides me. Two can play at that game!
No reply yet! Maybe prayer or my assholery may have worked?
UPDATE #4 Also posted on page 21.
WEDNESDAY 11:44 AM
frick! God ignored my prayers.
Her: That's terrific! Thank you! What time is good for you? Just let me know.
Her: Did you say you do/don't have a truck?
Me: Of course I have a truck.
Me: Do you have all your stuff packed in boxes and ready to go?
Me: &:00 AM is a good time.
Her: No, it's not in boxes but a lot of it is in bins. I'll bring extra bins. Can you meet me at ******?
Me: Yes
Her: Ok, thanks again. See you tomorrow!
I'm not gonna guarantee it, but I'll probably take pics, but don't get your hopes up. Her looks greatly depend on what she decides to wear. And I'll know how appreciative she is by what she wears. I'm hoping for snug jeans and a snug fitting t-shirt.
UPDATE #5 Posted on page 32.
UPDATE #6 Posted on page 36
The pics.
My parents and her parents are long time friends. She's 10 to 12 years older than me so we were never friends ourselves. In fact, she was away in college while I was in middle school. So I don't have a real relationship with her. She's not a bad looking woman and over the years I've had my share of sexual thoughts about her, but I was never really interested in her in real life. (pics may come Thursday night) I see her maybe once a year and not by choice. And somehow me doing work for her almost always comes up. I don't like being the go-to guy for her shite work. I'm tired of it.
And I have turned down her requests for help in the past.
But this time, the only reason I very, very reluctantly agreed to help her move is because she asked me to help in front of her and my parents. I tried to brush off her requests for help, but she brought it up three times at the dinner table. And I never told her yes until she approached me a fourth time in the parking lot. And even then I tried to get out of it, but she has an uncanny ability to not take a hint. So I said yes, while my face was saying no. Then a week later she texted me, which is where this thread began:
She texted me:
Her: I was wondering when you might be free this week to help me move.
I'm like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKK.
An hour and a half later I texted back.
Me: I'm free from Wednesday afternoon to Friday.
Seconds laters.
Her: Is tomorrow bad?
Her: Thanks.
I'm like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCK.
She asked when I was available. I told her. She responds with "Is tomorrow bad?"
How should I respond?
UPDATE #1
MONDAY 9:06 AM
I just got a new text a few minutes ago:
Her: If you can't do it Monday how about Tuesday?
I just texted back at 11:02 AM.
Me: I'm not going to be available to help you move. I suggest using a moving service or renting a U-Haul.
HOLY frick!
She texted back.
Her: Not even on Wednesday?
I'm about to lose my shite on her.
Monday 7:00 PM
Sorry. Nothing new to report. I will update if she texts me again. I won't be replying to her last text. But I suspect this ain't over yet. It's very possible she will contact my parents or start to beg me for help. I'm prepared for both!
UPDATE #2 Also posted on page 14.
TUESDAY 3:53 PM
She called and left a voice message.
Her voice message: Hey, Langland... It's me, her name, again. Hey hmmm, I'm just checking back to see if it's possible...I can wait until Thursday... if there's any possible way you can help me. I'm kind of in a bind...and and umm.. I did U-Haul before and it's kind of expensive but... I can do it but I don't want to because and I'm in between jobs and...well anyway... uhmmm give me a call back when you get a chance. Uhhmm it's 555-5555 ok. And I'll (in audible) to you later. And it's ok if you can't but it would be really nice if you could...ummm cause I think you have a truck, umm right? Ummm let me know if you do or not. Anyway I appreciate your time. Thank you. Bye.
UPDATE #3 Also posted on page 20.
WEDNESDAY 10:52 AM
Me: I can help Thursday. Early morning is best.
I know she was praying to get help moving. So I was praying last night that she found someone to help her besides me. Two can play at that game!
No reply yet! Maybe prayer or my assholery may have worked?
UPDATE #4 Also posted on page 21.
WEDNESDAY 11:44 AM
frick! God ignored my prayers.
Her: That's terrific! Thank you! What time is good for you? Just let me know.
Her: Did you say you do/don't have a truck?
Me: Of course I have a truck.
Me: Do you have all your stuff packed in boxes and ready to go?
Me: &:00 AM is a good time.
Her: No, it's not in boxes but a lot of it is in bins. I'll bring extra bins. Can you meet me at ******?
Me: Yes
Her: Ok, thanks again. See you tomorrow!
I'm not gonna guarantee it, but I'll probably take pics, but don't get your hopes up. Her looks greatly depend on what she decides to wear. And I'll know how appreciative she is by what she wears. I'm hoping for snug jeans and a snug fitting t-shirt.
UPDATE #5 Posted on page 32.
UPDATE #6 Posted on page 36
The pics.
This post was edited on 7/18/19 at 1:27 pm
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Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:33 pm to Langland
Need pics
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:33 pm to Langland
Who’s this woman to you?
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:33 pm to Langland
Ask her if anal is ready tomorrow?
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:33 pm to Langland
You respond with "No."
Equality and all that shite.
Equality and all that shite.
This post was edited on 7/14/19 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:34 pm to Langland
I swear I don't know how some of you function in society on a daily basis.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:34 pm to Langland
Yes, tomorrow is bad.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:34 pm to Langland
Answer is no unless she’s good looking and dtf
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:34 pm to Langland
You’re getting sex out of it, right?
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:34 pm to Langland
It’s a complex algorithm which includes how attractive she is, how heavy her furniture is, and how many staircases are involved.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:35 pm to Langland
quote:send her a dick pic
How should I respond?
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:35 pm to Langland
Sorry. Pics not loading.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:36 pm to Langland
Tell her no you cant but you can suggest a moving business.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:36 pm to Langland
PIIHB?
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:38 pm to Langland
Depends if shes hot and single. You respond back ok ill make it tomorrow, if shes ugly then you just say i said Wednesday
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:39 pm to Champs
quote:
Ask her if anal is ready tomorrow?
I'm not married. She's not married. She 10 years older than me. Doubt that anal would happen. But I wish to God she would offer a handjob or blowjob. Frankly, over the years I have earned it. She's a friend of my parents and that's all she will be to me. I see her maybe once a year and not by choice. And somehow me doing work for her almost always comes up. I'm tired of this shite.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:40 pm to Langland
I can’t think of anything a woman could do for me that would convince me to help her move.
If I were fricking her id hire movers
If I were fricking her id hire movers
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:40 pm to Langland
quote:just how unattractive a person are you?
I'm not married. She's not married. She 10 years older than me. Doubt that anal would happen. But I wish to God she would offer a handjob or blowjob. Frankly, over the years I have earned it. She's a friend of my parents and that's all she will be to me. I see her maybe once a year and not by choice. And somehow me doing work for her almost always comes up. I'm tired of this shite.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:40 pm to Langland
Ask her if the hurricane caused a flash forward in time and tomorrow is now Wednesday?
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:41 pm to tiggerthetooth
quote:
Tell her no you cant but you can suggest a moving business.
I said everything but no. I guess she can't take a hint. She herself has brought up a moving service, but she doesn't want to pay for it. Her parents are rich (has more money than most).
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