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GM
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So I met this Asian broad.......
.....about 4 months ago. She targeted me at a bar, gave me her number and insisted that I call. I called once, texted once, no reponse. Wrote her off.

Out of the blue, she calls Saturday at 2am from a different number, and I was drunk to the point of not remembering the conversation. She barely speaks a bit of English, so who knows what was said or understood. The two days since, she calls twice more, and texts regularly. It appears as though she's eager, especially when she texts, "when you free"? Seems as though I've found a hook up that took no effort, and I tell her what day I'm off of work.

She responds with "Good you get me we go to mall"




Working on pics, but ain't going to the fricking mall


Bleeding purple
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re: So I met this Asian broad.......
Pics or GTFO


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The Truth 34
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Good you get me we go to mall


this made me IRL for some reason.


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Homey the Clown
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re: So I met this Asian broad.......
I've yet to score an Asian. You lucky man.


Choctaw
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Good you get me we go to mall




did anyone else read this with an Asian accent?
This post was edited on 7/3 at 3:20 pm


ClientNumber9
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Working on pics, but ain't going to the fricking mall


Yes you are. You have no game. Enjoy your time at Dillards.


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crimsonsaint
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re: So I met this Asian broad.......
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She responds with "Good you get me we go to mall"


Or in other words "you pick me up and buy me shit"


TheIndulger
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re: So I met this Asian broad.......
Real live Asian girls don't "hook up". Just a little fyi.


trillhog
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re: So I met this Asian broad.......
fyi, their slit is sideways


colorchangintiger
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re: So I met this Asian broad.......
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She responds with "Good you get me we go to mall"


This will not end well.


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c on z
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re: So I met this Asian broad.......
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Working on pics,


Will gladly wait.


GRTiger
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re: So I met this Asian broad.......
Wait, she even texts with an Asian accent?


Cecil D Diesel
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re: So I met this Asian broad.......
Tell her no, brah.
Post the pics.
Get in them guts.


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The Truth 34
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re: So I met this Asian broad.......
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their slit is sideways


i love that about them.


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Josh Fenderman
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re: So I met this Asian broad.......
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Real live Asian girls don't "hook up". Just a little fyi.

What about the dead ones?


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ATLwreck
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re: So I met this Asian broad.......
frick her sideways


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UnevenElephant3
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re: So I met this Asian broad.......
I think she is gonna make you buy her a bunch of shite at the mall in hopes of hooking up then her asian gangbanger boyfriends are going to rob your house blind. Good luck though.


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TypoKnig
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You probably got yourself a katoey.


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GeauxColonels
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re: So I met this Asian broad.......
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did anyone else read this with an Asian accent?

Absolutely.


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The Truth 34
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re: So I met this Asian broad.......
prepare to spend the afternoon at Hello Kitty


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