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"Sit back, relax, and enjoy your flight"

Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:12 pm
Posted by KCSilverTiger
KCMO
Member since Sep 2022
475 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:12 pm
Anyone else get a chuckle out of this whenever they announce it before you take off? There is absolutely nothing enjoyable about flying on a commercial airplane. First class makes it a little more tolerable, but I wouldn't even say that is enjoyable.
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
60248 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:13 pm to
"Sit back, relax, and enjoy your root canal."
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65665 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:17 pm to
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"Sit back, relax, and enjoy your fight"


spirit Airlines
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35932 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:19 pm to
By that point my bags are checked, I'm through security, I'm on the plane, and it's actually going to take off. The worst is over.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:19 pm to
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spirit airlines


Posted by Liberator
Ephesians 6:10-16
Member since Jul 2020
8349 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:19 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98124 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:21 pm to
I'm always on alert to fight for my life or hurdle the masses to get to an emergency exit.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24436 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:21 pm to
I wanna claw my eyes out and rip my ears off during the pre-flight "we're so happy you decided to fly with us" video package. For the love of God just let me watch the movie I picked out
Posted by jbird7
Central FL
Member since Jul 2020
5230 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:22 pm to
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First class makes it a little more tolerable, but I wouldn't even say that is enjoyable.


Fly Emirates first or business class and I bet you’d change your mind.
This post was edited on 1/17/23 at 4:03 pm
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7781 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:23 pm to
Get on the plane, get on the plane. frick you, I'm getting in the plane. Let Evil Knievel get on the plane.
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
9560 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:24 pm to
Now that I'm retired and on my own schedule, I don't fly domestic anymore. And we vacation a ton.

I load up the diesel 3/4 ton and my bulldog and I drive. If my wife can't commit that much time, the dog and I still drive and pick my wife up at the airport.

One of the biggest benefits--I always stay strapped.
This post was edited on 1/17/23 at 3:29 pm
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38838 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:25 pm to
She hit him first.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29207 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:26 pm to
I’m so excited to get in the metal tube after being screamed at by TSA and their instructions. The most stressful part of the entire experience . Rushed through and have to put your belt and shoes back on while everyone is trying to do the same thing .
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:27 pm to
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I’m so excited to get in the metal tube after being screamed at by TSA and their instructions. The most stressful part of the entire experience . Rushed through and have to put your belt and shoes back on while everyone is trying to do the same thing .


I’d take a 9/11 every year if it meant getting rid of the TSA.
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35472 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:31 pm to
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Fly Emirates first class and I bet you’d change your mind.


Doing this in September from JFK to Milan. So psyched.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20359 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:33 pm to
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Fly Emirates first class and I bet you’d change your mind.


Hell, the business class is baller.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26536 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:35 pm to
Assuming everything runs smoothly (a big assumption these days), I enjoy flying.

Get there a little early, breeze through with TSA-Pre/Clear, have a few drinks at the Delta Sky Club, and have an excuse to not answer emails while I watch a movie until I land. And if I get upgraded? Even better.

It’s when a flight is delayed/cancelled or I get stuck on the tarmac that it’s a negative experience.
This post was edited on 1/17/23 at 3:36 pm
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:37 pm to
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First class makes it a little more tolerable


Last time I flew first class, the guy in the next seat spent the whole flight trying to figure out how I wound up in first class. He didn't come out and ask, "how on earth did you afford this ticket," but I could see the wheels turning in his head .
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:39 pm to
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Anyone else get a chuckle out of this whenever they announce it before you take off? There is absolutely nothing enjoyable about flying on a commercial airplane. First class makes it a little more tolerable, but I wouldn't even say that is enjoyabl


Dude, you get to sit in a cushioned seat with climate control and someone bringing you drinks. How high has your required level of pampering gotten that this qualifies as "uncomfortable"?

You ever baled hay? Run a jackhammer? Done roofing in the summer? Know how I know you haven't? Cuz you are bitching about how hard riding in a plane is.

This is yet another chapter in the wussification of America. You baws are so soft you can't find enough to bitch about.
This post was edited on 1/17/23 at 3:41 pm
Posted by jbird7
Central FL
Member since Jul 2020
5230 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 3:42 pm to
Yeah their business class trumps any of our domestic airlines first class.
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