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Saw a guy with an orange for a head in tigerland
Posted on 10/22/21 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 10/22/21 at 9:21 pm
I frequent tigerland but had never seen anything like what I just witnessed.
I went in to Reggie's and the place was going crazy. All the girls were dancing around this one guy and he was buying shots for everyone in there, round after round, tipping the bartenders a hundred every time. But that wasn't the craziest thing about him, he had an orange for a head!
After about thirty minutes he tells everyone he needs to take a break and goes outside. I walk out to try to talk to him. As I approach him he tells me, "Lemme guess, you're wondering why I have an orange for a head?" and of course that's what I'm most curious about, and I also ask how he gets all the ladies interested in him with an orange for a head and where he got all of that money from.
He explains to me, "I was walking through campus late one night when I found a lamp resting at the top of the indian mounds. I went up and dusted it off when all of a sudden a genie popped out! He offered me three wishes for freeing him. For my first wish, I asked for wealth beyond what anyone can imagine. Now I can spend and spend and never see a dent in my bank account. For my second wish, I asked to be irresistible to every woman who laid eyes on me."
Getting more curious every second, I asked "And what about the third wish?"
And the guy tells me "That's the part where I fricked up. I asked to have an orange for a head."
Similar to this but not exactly.
I went in to Reggie's and the place was going crazy. All the girls were dancing around this one guy and he was buying shots for everyone in there, round after round, tipping the bartenders a hundred every time. But that wasn't the craziest thing about him, he had an orange for a head!
After about thirty minutes he tells everyone he needs to take a break and goes outside. I walk out to try to talk to him. As I approach him he tells me, "Lemme guess, you're wondering why I have an orange for a head?" and of course that's what I'm most curious about, and I also ask how he gets all the ladies interested in him with an orange for a head and where he got all of that money from.
He explains to me, "I was walking through campus late one night when I found a lamp resting at the top of the indian mounds. I went up and dusted it off when all of a sudden a genie popped out! He offered me three wishes for freeing him. For my first wish, I asked for wealth beyond what anyone can imagine. Now I can spend and spend and never see a dent in my bank account. For my second wish, I asked to be irresistible to every woman who laid eyes on me."
Getting more curious every second, I asked "And what about the third wish?"
And the guy tells me "That's the part where I fricked up. I asked to have an orange for a head."
Similar to this but not exactly.
Posted on 10/22/21 at 9:25 pm to pioneerbasketball
Just update us on the Little Rock serial killer and vigilante, ok?
Posted on 10/22/21 at 9:25 pm to pioneerbasketball
I don't get it man
Need to save this for the LNST
Need to save this for the LNST
Posted on 10/22/21 at 9:30 pm to pioneerbasketball
Angry Orange says you suck.
Posted on 10/22/21 at 9:32 pm to pioneerbasketball
Seems similar to a Norm MacDonald joke. I can't quite recall it, though.
Posted on 10/22/21 at 9:32 pm to pioneerbasketball
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This post was edited on 10/11/22 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 10/22/21 at 9:39 pm to TrimTab
TT - has Chicken ever posted in a LNST?
This post was edited on 10/22/21 at 9:39 pm
Posted on 10/22/21 at 9:40 pm to pioneerbasketball
Aren't you a little weird to be in tigerland?
Posted on 10/22/21 at 9:42 pm to TrimTab
quote:
Angry Orange
Annoying Orange
Posted on 10/22/21 at 9:44 pm to pioneerbasketball
Stay on the SECR, inbred
Posted on 10/22/21 at 9:48 pm to pioneerbasketball
This is OweO level of pathetic attention whoring
Posted on 10/22/21 at 9:48 pm to 19
quote:
Annoying Orange
Ha! Thanks, I’m a little drunk.
ETA:
quote:
TT - has Chicken ever posted in a LNST?
I doubt it. He probably goes to bed way too early for that but you should start the LNST tonight!
This post was edited on 10/22/21 at 9:50 pm
Posted on 10/22/21 at 9:52 pm to Elleshoe
quote:
Stay on the SECR, inbred
still rent free
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