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Sadvocate on point today.

Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:22 pm
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5498 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:22 pm
Fb link. Yeah yeah.
Who here runs that page?

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An Amazon executive told The Sadvocate they did not change their minds about using the Cortana Mall site in Baton Rouge for their fulfillment center solely because 2 of their 3 company Escalades were stolen while touring the property last January. "That did kinda piss us off, yeah, but then some jackass who claimed to be a community leader, whatever the hell that means, emailed our HR department demanding we hire 95% black employees all of whom lived within 5 miles of the proposed location and said we could not perform background checks on them prior to their hiring. He then demanded we pay him a small finders fee for every employee we hired," said the executive. "He wanted payment in the form of gift certificates from Golden Corral Restaurant. That's where we drew the line and headed to Lafayette," the man said. "Your Governor assured us with all the locally owned businesses he's shut down for good there would be no shortage of desperate people looking for minimum wage work to keep their lights on," he told us in closing.
Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
14130 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:23 pm to
Sounds like are talking about gravy.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:24 pm to
Sounds like someone who was banned from the poliboard decided to write c rate OT lounge fodder.

I'm assuming that is satire, but satire is usually funny.
This post was edited on 12/22/20 at 7:25 pm
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5498 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

Sounds like are talking about gravy.


:youdontsay:
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
Member since Nov 2010
6490 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:26 pm to
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164014 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:26 pm to
Better than that gay-bo Red Shtick satire site run by that soy
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11214 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

He wanted payment in the form of gift certificates from Golden Corral Restaurant.


I am literally in tears laughing at this thinking of someone posing to be gravy from tiger droppings in an email to Amazon.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113890 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:40 pm to
That ole boy would put Golden Corral out of business.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:56 pm to


This post was edited on 12/22/20 at 7:58 pm
Posted by The People
LSU Alumni
Member since Aug 2008
4207 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:59 pm to
Definitely an OT’er behind it.

The stuff of SWB and Murphy Paul were spot on during the election cycle. Pulitzer Prize winning level.
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 8:00 pm to
Babylon Bee?
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 8:01 pm to
Well I know that’s satire but this deal is actually back on the table and apparently BRAC and other business leaders have gotten involved to try and broker the Dillard’s dilemma.

I’ll believe it when I see it but there is truth to the above statement.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89476 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 8:01 pm to
This sounds like an awkward attempt at a Babylon Bee article (with local flavor) and, yet, simultaneously is 100% plausible and I generally believe it to be accurate.

Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14394 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 8:08 pm to
This
Posted by TheSadvocate
North Shore
Member since Aug 2020
3794 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 8:11 pm to
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Who here runs that page?


::raises hand slowly::
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 8:12 pm to
Posted by TheSadvocate
North Shore
Member since Aug 2020
3794 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

The stuff of SWB and Murphy Paul were spot on during the election cycle. Pulitzer Prize winning level.


Thank you thank you :)
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28176 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 8:18 pm to
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fightin tigers

Aww, aren’t you just a teeny tiny little bitch.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 8:20 pm to
I'm actually pretty big.

The writing was cringy and try hard. Like Fr33 poetry.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53714 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

This sounds like an awkward attempt at a Babylon Bee article (with local flavor) and, yet, simultaneously is 100% plausible and I generally believe it to be accurate.


Mission accomplished.

The Sadvocate has some good stuff.
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