Religion of peace treats dogs like you'd expect

Dogs are halal

Better than fricking them I guess.

This is Arnie, our beagle. (He was a puppy here. He's 6 now) My wife wants the death penalty.

I was sniffed by a DHS K9 once at the New Orleans airport. It was a black lab, licked my hand, and then I walked right through security with no need for any further screening.


eta: one could say I was “Lab tested and approved.”

When I first starting reading.. having dog in my mind I read Egyptian-Muslim as if it was a dog breed.

"yall know anyone who breeds egyptian-muslims? I want a brown one!"

The man was deported back to Egypt for that little stunt.

Death penalty

There's a video out there of a man walking his dog. One Muzzie kicks the dog and another clobbers it with a plastic chair killing it instantly.

Prime opportunity for the feds to make a poster with John Wick addressing all incoming foreigners.