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Radioactive hybrid terror pigs in Fukushima's exclusion zone
Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:48 am
Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:48 am
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Scientists have uncovered a new threat to humanity emerging in the area surrounding the former Fukushima nuclear power plant: indestructible radioactive hybrid terror pigs.
The details emerged from studies of how radiation from the partial nuclear meltdown at the plant in 2011 had affected local wildlife, which has in many cases "rewilded" urban areas vacated years ago by populations forced to move out by the threat of radiation following the disaster.
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The local wild boar – a subspecies endemic to the region known as the Japanese Boar (aka Sus scrofa leucomystax or the White-Moustached Pig) – having created a fiefdom covering all of the locale vacated by over 160,000 displaced humans, became cocky and aggressive, and also lost their natural wariness.
The marauding boar also began interbreeding with escaped domestic pigs that had made good with their trotters from local farms after their human keepers had been forced to flee. The pigs, for their part, were ill-suited to life in the wild in a radioactive, post-apocalyptic hellscape and presumably threw in their lot with the tough, wily boar as their best chance of survival.
The Register
Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:52 am to RonLaFlamme
They are very bored over there
Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:52 am to RonLaFlamme
how does one say tannerite in Fukushima?
Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:53 am to RonLaFlamme
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The future of the Fukushima terror pigs is hard to predict. If they had the intelligence to team up and combine into one unstoppable force, an indestructible boar army of that nature would surely be able to overrun the rest of the Japanese archipelago and, The Reg fears, possibly the whole world.
Bring it pigs
Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:53 am to BorrisMart
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how does one say tannerite in Fukushima?
Fat Man
Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:55 am to RonLaFlamme
They’ve created a Japanese version of Arky.
Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:55 am to RonLaFlamme
Radioactive hybrid terror pigs are no match for a baw!
Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:56 am to BorrisMart
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how does one say tannerite in Fukushima?
Pearl harbor payback.
Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:56 am to RonLaFlamme
Spotlight - check
AR- check
Plane flight -
AR- check
Plane flight -
Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:01 am to jaytothen
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how does one say tannerite in Fukushima?
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Fat Man
I don’t think that the good mayor would appreciate your post.
Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:02 am to RonLaFlamme
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hybrid terror pigs
Great band name
Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:12 am to fr33manator
How about “Better than Hybrid Terror Pigs”?
Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:18 am to soccerfüt
from murder hornets to terror pigs, time marches on...
Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:19 am to RonLaFlamme
This thread should be a boared favorite
This post was edited on 7/3/21 at 9:21 am
Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:28 am to BorrisMart
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how does one say tannerite in Fukushima?
This post was edited on 7/3/21 at 9:29 am
Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:28 am to RonLaFlamme
1. Hazmat suit
2. .300 blackout
3. Helicopter
4. Pew pew
5. Profit
2. .300 blackout
3. Helicopter
4. Pew pew
5. Profit
Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:30 am to jamboybarry
First you make a roux.....
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