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Radioactive hybrid terror pigs in Fukushima's exclusion zone

Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:48 am
Posted by RonLaFlamme
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:48 am
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Scientists have uncovered a new threat to humanity emerging in the area surrounding the former Fukushima nuclear power plant: indestructible radioactive hybrid terror pigs.

The details emerged from studies of how radiation from the partial nuclear meltdown at the plant in 2011 had affected local wildlife, which has in many cases "rewilded" urban areas vacated years ago by populations forced to move out by the threat of radiation following the disaster.


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The local wild boar – a subspecies endemic to the region known as the Japanese Boar (aka Sus scrofa leucomystax or the White-Moustached Pig) – having created a fiefdom covering all of the locale vacated by over 160,000 displaced humans, became cocky and aggressive, and also lost their natural wariness.

The marauding boar also began interbreeding with escaped domestic pigs that had made good with their trotters from local farms after their human keepers had been forced to flee. The pigs, for their part, were ill-suited to life in the wild in a radioactive, post-apocalyptic hellscape and presumably threw in their lot with the tough, wily boar as their best chance of survival.




The Register
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57230 posts
Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:52 am to
They are very bored over there
Posted by BorrisMart
La
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Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:52 am to
how does one say tannerite in Fukushima?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59586 posts
Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:53 am to
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The future of the Fukushima terror pigs is hard to predict. If they had the intelligence to team up and combine into one unstoppable force, an indestructible boar army of that nature would surely be able to overrun the rest of the Japanese archipelago and, The Reg fears, possibly the whole world.


Bring it pigs
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
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Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:53 am to
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how does one say tannerite in Fukushima?


Fat Man
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:55 am to
They’ve created a Japanese version of Arky.
Posted by TigahTeeth
Georgia
Member since Feb 2016
5168 posts
Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:55 am to
Radioactive hybrid terror pigs are no match for a baw!
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3251 posts
Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:56 am to
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how does one say tannerite in Fukushima?


Pearl harbor payback.
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
2999 posts
Posted on 7/3/21 at 8:56 am to
Spotlight - check
AR- check
Plane flight -
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34001 posts
Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:01 am to
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how does one say tannerite in Fukushima?


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Fat Man


I don’t think that the good mayor would appreciate your post.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:02 am to
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hybrid terror pigs



Great band name
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65517 posts
Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:12 am to
How about “Better than Hybrid Terror Pigs”?
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6399 posts
Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:18 am to
from murder hornets to terror pigs, time marches on...
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:19 am to


This thread should be a boared favorite
This post was edited on 7/3/21 at 9:21 am
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:20 am to
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tannerite


tanuraitu
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:27 am to
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
20962 posts
Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:28 am to
quote:

how does one say tannerite in Fukushima?
This post was edited on 7/3/21 at 9:29 am
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32640 posts
Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:28 am to
1. Hazmat suit

2. .300 blackout

3. Helicopter

4. Pew pew

5. Profit
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted by jpbTiger
Tampa FL
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Posted on 7/3/21 at 9:30 am to
First you make a roux.....
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