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Put my ‘healthy’ neighbor to the test today.

Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:28 pm
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12012 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:28 pm
First off, I don’t care who gets the vaccine, or who wears a mask. I’m just tired of hearing my neighbor crush beers in his garage talking about being healthy and not needing that crap.

Well...I called him over to my garage today. This ‘healthy’ individual that is 30-40lbs overweight couldn’t do 10 sit ups (did about 4.5), 10 push ups (did 4), and not 1 pull up. We were going to go for a 1 mile run, but he tapped out after about a quarter mile.

Amazing what some people’s definition of healthy is.
This post was edited on 10/9/21 at 2:31 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78206 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:29 pm to
Ask me how I know you are bi-curious.
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
4783 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:30 pm to
Sounds gay
Posted by TheFlyingTiger
Member since Oct 2009
3992 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:30 pm to
I hope he reads this and beats your crossfit evangelist arse.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117664 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:30 pm to
I bet he can beat the shite out of you.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17651 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:31 pm to
None of this happened.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53401 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:32 pm to
If you had saved this fairytale thread for Monday you would have probably gotten 200 downvotes easily.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26379 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:34 pm to
Christ...

What ever happened to just watching ball with your neighbor, going fishing, or just shooting the shite...

OP sounds like a complete Facebook hero dick head...
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:36 pm to
This read like an OWEO thread until it got to the running bit.
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5912 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:37 pm to
Maybe during your PT test, you gave him COVID as a vaxx’d super spreader, so you can get the 1-up you’ve been hoping for.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:37 pm to
You asked a man do to sit ups with you?
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54653 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:38 pm to
Be careful, tossing salad has been proven to spread coof, among other things.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:39 pm to
Yall should have a front yard pillow fight
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
COINTELPRO Fan
Member since May 2012
55520 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:41 pm to
you're almost as bad as oweo with the made up, uninteresting stories
Posted by Jaydeaux
Covington
Member since May 2005
18740 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:41 pm to
Planning on coming out of the closet soon then?
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
13160 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:42 pm to
Good job man.
Thanks for letting us know.
Posted by UncleLogger
Freetown
Member since Jan 2008
2683 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:46 pm to
That sounds really gay.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120102 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

First off, I don’t care who gets the vaccine, or who wears a mask. I’m just tired of hearing my neighbor crush beers in his garage talking about being healthy and not needing that crap.



Sounds like you do care
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53401 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

Sounds like you do care


Nu uh....he just told is how much he doesn't care. He even made a thread about not caring.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13446 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

I bet he can beat the shite out of you.




And drink more beer.
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