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PSA: The cash in your wallet/purse is Dirty...

Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:05 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:05 pm
I was just going through and counting the cash in my wallet and came across a 1$ with a dried up blood booger on it.

So instead of throwing it away, I filled the sink with hot water and letting it soak and then I will scrub it later with a Brillo pad
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:06 pm to
Just throw it away. Biden is printing 6 trillion new ones.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
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Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:07 pm to
This post was edited on 6/12/21 at 4:09 pm
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:07 pm to
Should have stopped at a gas station and bought a lottery ticket
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:07 pm to
I thought u threw yur wallet away by accident?
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
52990 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:07 pm to
Yeah, there have been articles through the years about how most cash has traces of cocaine and feces.
LINK
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

I thought u threw yur wallet away by accident?




I threw my debit card and drivers license away by accident. I didn’t throw my whole wallet away. Thank God. If I did that I’d be in a real mess.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:09 pm to
Thought everyone knew that...

This post was edited on 6/12/21 at 4:10 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:11 pm to
quote:


Thought everyone knew that...


Well yeah, but it gets real when you have a bill with a blood booger on it.

Then you know for sure where it’s been
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:11 pm to
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traces of cocaine and feces.


Thanks Jordan Belfort.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110593 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

and came across a 1$ with a dried up blood booger on it.
quote:

So instead of throwing it away, I filled the sink with hot water and letting it soak and then I will scrub it later with a Brillo pad
As the dude who will lose a $50 TD bet to me, this doesn't make me feel very good about my chances of being paid. But more importantly, it means I'll just take the win and not even ask you to pay me.

quote:

PSA: The cash in your wallet/purse is Dirty...

As for your OP, plot twist, I don't carry cash. Haven't done so for years. Card only, I can't really think of any place I'd need to go nowadays that doesn't accept a card.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:17 pm to
Lick it for immunity
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

As for your OP, plot twist, I don't carry cash. Haven't done so for years. Card only, I can't really think of any place I'd need to go nowadays that doesn't accept a card.



Well unfortunately, here’s another plot twist.

I accidentally threw away my debit card the other night so I grabbed $300 cash out the safe to get me through until my new card comes in.

I actually broke the $100 somewhere in Mississippi yesterday so that’s probably where the blood booger dollar came from
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3251 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:23 pm to
Don’t think I’ve had cash in my wallet in 3 years
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19493 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:24 pm to

quote:

most cash has traces of cocaine and feces

I feel I should apologize for both of these.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164014 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:24 pm to
Cash. What year is it
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110593 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

I accidentally threw away my debit card the other night so I grabbed $300 cash out the safe to get me through until my new card comes in.

Dang, that stinks. I've had a few issues lately because I had some fraudulent charges on my only credit card I use for the points, and I swear, that stupid card is linked to like 47 things I have on auto-pay that I don't keep a running list of anwyhere. That shite is a pain.

So they ship me a new card, the day I activated it, another random charge from the random place. I immediately closed that card out.

quote:

I actually broke the $100 somewhere in Mississippi yesterday so that’s probably where the blood booger dollar came from

frickin Mississippi!
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:28 pm to
quote:


Don’t think I’ve had cash in my wallet in 3 years



Well then you’re not a balla

Cash is king.

I always, at any point in time, have at lest $100 cash on me.

If I don’t have cash on me then I feel naked and afraid.
This post was edited on 6/12/21 at 4:30 pm
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164014 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

I always, at any point in time, have at lest $100 cash on me.


Living in Louisiana you need to always have $100 cash on you so when you inevitably get robbed at gunpoint walking down the street you can give them something and not get murdered.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110593 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

Don’t think I’ve had cash in my wallet in 3 years

No idea why, but a few months ago I just started forgetting my wallet every single time we went somewhere. So if it were the weekend and just me and my boys(no wife) we'd get stuck trying to go somewhere and me having no money or nothing. Luckily the few times it was fast food, I could just quickly download the app and order online lol.

So I finally ditched the wallet and just got one of those phone cases that I keep one card and my license in the phone case. Yea, if I ever lose my phone, it'll suck double, but I've never lost a phone, so that's worked out much better lately.

It used to always be phone/wallet/keys everywhere you go. Technology nowadays, I no longer have to carry a key/key fob for driving, and now I've ditched the wallet, so it's phone only. I highly recommend it.
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