PSA for Pretty Women

For your own sake, please go after sexual harassment money while you can, because you didn't plan out your long game very well.

For years, you've been able to get by with no brains, no personality, and no marketable skills, but your cash cow is currently being slaughtered. Soon, you'll have to get by using a bunch of skills that you haven't needed to develop. This is a bad situation for you, and I think your best bet will be to revert back to the old school days of staying at home, cleaning, and raising children, because the working world will become scared to death to let you in the door.

Currently, the horn dogs were the hands that fed you. The smart, productive women in leadership have been blocking you for years; they knew that you distracting all the horn dogs would not be productive and could lead to lawsuits. The non horn dog men have been blocking you too; they knew you brought nothing to the table that would raise production. However, the horn dog has been your knight in tarnished armor. These people saw your value. They were willing to give you jobs, which you were unqualified for, merely for the chance for head in the copy room or to get to watch you walk around in outfits that were inappropriate for the workplace.

Good luck though. As cotton says, killing your cash cow was a bold arse move. I hope it works out for you.