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Pretty sure I just saw a dead guy while walking my dog

Posted on 8/20/22 at 7:50 am
Posted by threeputt
God's Country
Member since Sep 2008
24791 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 7:50 am
Ole baw just laying next to a sidewalk in some landscaping and did not respond to verbal calls or my foot to his shoulder.

Should I mind my own business or call 911? He’s probably just passed out drunk BUT if he did OD and is dying I would feel kind of bad for not calling anyone. I also have stuff to do this morning and don’t want to wait hours for NOPD to show
This post was edited on 8/20/22 at 7:51 am
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21208 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 7:51 am to
Dude call 911
Posted by bengalman
In da Country
Member since Feb 2007
3176 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 7:51 am to
Call 911. Report it and roll out
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
10897 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 7:53 am to
I’m pretty sure your the prime suspect now.

Good luck baw.
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10516 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 7:53 am to
Society is in a terrible place. Look at this guy. He doesn't want to be "inconvenienced".
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145059 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 7:53 am to
quote:

Should I mind my own business or call 911
nah, itll be fine. what could possibly go wrong
This post was edited on 8/20/22 at 7:54 am
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30031 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 7:54 am to
See if he has any money in his pockets.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108735 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 7:55 am to
Leave him for the scavengers to eat... the circle of life
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25183 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 7:56 am to
You don't have to wait call and go
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32642 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 7:56 am to
What kind of trap house ridden neighborhood do you live in where you saw a lifeless body walking your dog and didn’t immediately call 911?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 7:57 am to
DO NOT call 911.

Call 311, they will respond quicker
This post was edited on 8/20/22 at 7:58 am
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3251 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 7:58 am to
Just roll out. Doubt your shoe print on his shoulder could be used as evidence against you
Posted by Wing T
Hooks, TX
Member since Aug 2022
371 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 7:59 am to
In the time it took you to post this, EMT's could've revived the poor guy.
This post was edited on 8/20/22 at 8:02 am
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89754 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 8:01 am to
lol
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37434 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 8:02 am to
Are you retarded? Why was your first instinct not to call 911 but to post about it on here?
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9345 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 8:02 am to
Check for pulse.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57132 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 8:04 am to
Call 911. WTF is wrong with you?
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 8:04 am to
Jesus.
Posted by MattA
Member since Nov 2019
1592 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 8:05 am to
You’d know if he was dead when you put a foot to his shoulder. Anybody whose found a dead pet in the yard can tell you that. The way the body moves when you check is something you’d never forget. If there was fluid movement and the body just kinda rolled back-alive, if felt like one solid mass and super stiff-Valhalla. Oh and call 911
Posted by threeputt
God's Country
Member since Sep 2008
24791 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 8:05 am to
This was a test. Just wanted to see what you guys would do. Of course, I called 911 before I posted anything

By the way, it’s been 20 minutes and still nobody has shown up.

This post was edited on 8/20/22 at 8:41 am
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