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Praise for the bidet
Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:30 pm
Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:30 pm
I ordered a bidet and received it today and installed it.
Because of radiation I'm receiving for rectal cancer, I'm developing a radiation skin burn around the poop chute, and wiping with toilet paper was irritating it.
I remember reading one of the bidet threads and someone posted that they got a bidet when they were receiving treatment for rectal cancer. I've used it twice so far, and the cool squirt of water eases the slight burning and makes me feel clean, almost like I just got out the shower.
Praise the bidet.
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Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:33 pm to doublecutter
The bidet is the single greatest invention ever. I'll be at Sonic for those who want to try to argue
Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:35 pm to doublecutter
Also works as a water fountain and as a way to brush your teeth
Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:36 pm to doublecutter
Well, I’m happy for you and your butt hole
Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:36 pm to doublecutter
It is a life changer.
My parents don't ever want to use a restroom without one now.
My parents don't ever want to use a restroom without one now.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:37 pm to doublecutter
Could definitely come into use for the sticky ones that cling.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:46 pm to doublecutter
I am so glad you found the bidet. Changed my life. You will never feel clean again without one though beware.
Your skin will get a little less used to acid so be careful not to tear it with the spray.
Your skin will get a little less used to acid so be careful not to tear it with the spray.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:52 pm to doublecutter
Get a pedicure and you’ll feel like you hit the daily double.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:53 pm to Spelt it rong
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I'll be at Sonic for those who want to try to argue
Sonic? Nah Taco Bell so that you can give it a real workout.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:53 pm to Tvilletiger
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Your skin will get a little less used to acid so be careful not to tear it with the spray.
Can you elaborate on this part?
Posted on 4/4/22 at 9:07 pm to 225Tyga
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Also works as a water fountain and as a way to brush your teeth
I grew up in a house built in the 60’s and every bedroom had its own bathroom with a bidet. I would use it to wash my hair when I was a lazy teenager and did not want to shower but I never washed my arse with it when I lived there. Sounds like I missed out.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 9:35 pm to doublecutter
I just don’t get anyones hate for the Bidet, especially if you’ve never tried it. We are a species constantly looking for a better way to do things. I don’t understand how people refuse this concept in cleaning their arse.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 9:36 pm to doublecutter
Yup I was red pilled on my trip to Japan in 2015 and we ordered a $2000 Toto bidet the same week we returned. Every place I’ve lived since then have had Toto washlet one piece bidets installed
Posted on 4/4/22 at 9:39 pm to SirWinston
I went from laughing about a bidet, to not wanting to be without one.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 9:39 pm to arktiger28
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I just don’t get anyones hate for the Bidet,
My turds laugh at your puny bidet stream. My turds are like mother russia standing up to the nazis. Tough. Strong. Resolute. Not willing to be dissolved.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 9:43 pm to doublecutter
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I'm developing a radiation skin burn around the poop chute, and wiping with toilet paper was irritating it.
Have you tried rubbing dirt on it?
I like a strong water stream that's capable of shooting up the butthole.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 9:50 pm to doublecutter
Recommendations? I have an outlet right by my toilet if that matters.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 9:54 pm to doublecutter
Bidets are awesome
Praise the bidet,
What a wonderful spray. Especially when it’s like cleaning peanut butter out of shag carpet
Praise the bidet,
What a wonderful spray. Especially when it’s like cleaning peanut butter out of shag carpet
This post was edited on 4/4/22 at 9:58 pm
Posted on 4/4/22 at 10:04 pm to LewDawg
We just have a Luxe bidet (like $50) that's not heated which works fine. I did see a heated Brondell that I liked that we might switch to at some point. Runs about $300 and was well-rated from what I saw.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 10:08 pm to BluegrassBelle
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We just have a Luxe bidet (like $50) that's not heated which works fine
Same
I make it a point to try to only shite at home since getting a bidet. It has to be an emergency for me to go anywhere else. Toilet paper feels so barbaric.
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