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People who walk slowly down the middle of hallways.

Posted on 11/2/20 at 5:42 am
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35932 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 5:42 am
These people irritate me more than smokers, slow drivers,etc.

Especially when they are in a pack and they clog the whole hallway... just waddling along at snail's pace.

They block the whole hallway or leave just enough space for you to scoot by... but when you do they give you a dirty look and say excuse me in a way that makes it out that it's your fault you passed them in close proximity.

Ok, I'm done ranting.
This post was edited on 11/2/20 at 5:43 am
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14555 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 5:43 am to
People that walk down the middle of parking aisles
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16527 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 5:48 am to
People that annoy you....
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 5:50 am to
Don’t ever go to Disney World if slow walkers annoy you. You will lose your mind.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18319 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:01 am to
I only skimmed but never saw the word “fat” in your post. These people are 99% of the time fat.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31435 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:01 am to
12 bans.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35932 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:06 am to
quote:

 These people are 99% of the time fat


Na, plenty of skinny folks do it too.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:07 am to
People that stand still on an escalator
This post was edited on 11/2/20 at 6:08 am
Posted by choppadocta
Louisiana
Member since May 2014
1837 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:08 am to
People who cross a busy street either slowly or on a diagonal path...sure increase your exposure time to grievous bodily harm by dawdling your way across the street.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62717 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:10 am to
quote:

People who walk slowly down the middle of hallways.


are the same ones that are

quote:

slow drivers


Further, they are the same ones that will take a right turn off a road at 0.5 miles per hour
Posted by Junky
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2005
8356 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:13 am to
Happened to me at tractor supply of all places. Wide load pissed me off a few times walking slow, wasting time. I needed chains for a saw and get the frick back to work. Sure enough, I slipped by and she ran her wide self into me.

"excuse you" she said...I just kept walking. I'm sure I was called a racist. A racist who was busting his arse for two days clearing fence with 6 more days of work ahead.

tldr - I don't have time for fat/wide waddleers.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33844 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:14 am to
Stand right, walk left.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18893 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:15 am to
I can’t decide if the single idiot on their phone or the group of slow walkers oblivious to the rest of the world is worse. This happened to me in ATL a week ago with a group of eight to ten black college aged girls who were blocking the entire walkway so that no one could pass them. Then yesterday had the same thing happen on a city sidewalk with a group of forty something year old white peoples in downtown Savannah. These idiots were coming at me and didn’t make an effort to get out of the way which was weird. I got all the way to the right basically against a parked car and ended up running shoulders into a woman. They looked at me with shock as if I did something wrong. Motherfrickers, y’all are walking five wide on a narrow city sidewalk.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:16 am to
I agree


People who walk fast are just as annoying.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:16 am to
quote:

Stand right, walk left.

The worst are two people standing and talking next to eachother
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65506 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:19 am to
quote:

Especially when they are in a pack and they clog the whole hallway... just waddling along at snail's pace.
A very nicely composed rant.

A nice variety of devices in one well-constructed sentence.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:22 am to
Wearing Jordan’s?
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6605 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:23 am to
Don’t go to Sam’s around the first or fifteenth. Waddler’s paradise.
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:42 am to
Fake left, go right
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18725 posts
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:54 am to
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