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Oreo (Nabisco) Reveals New Genderless OreX Cookies
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:42 am
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:42 am
Will taste the same.
So who will pick up a pack of these?
Double Stuffed versions coming soon.....if no one is offended by it. They got rid of the white stuffing, so it's not racist anymore.
So who will pick up a pack of these?
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Oreo Reveals New Genderless OreX Cookies
Babylon Bee
In a long-overdue move, Nabisco has announced they will be dropping the problematic "o" at the end of Oreo and rebranding under the more inclusive and gender-neutral term "OreX."
"We know the world looks to cookie companies like Nabisco for all their guidance in matters of sexual ethics," said the company's CEO F. Ross Johnson. "After a quick meeting with our new diversity coordinator who graduated from college last week, we decided it was time for Oreo to be a part of the solution rather than part of the problem."
"We are proud to introduce new OreX to the world!"
The new cookies will ditch the white cream for an androgynous blend of pink and blue. The recipe will also be changed, using 100% trans-fats.
"If you don't eat our 100% trans-fat cookies," added Johnson, "you're a bigoted transphobe and on the wrong side of history."
Double Stuffed versions coming soon.....if no one is offended by it. They got rid of the white stuffing, so it's not racist anymore.
This post was edited on 3/1/21 at 10:46 am
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Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:44 am to goofball
I thought it was real at first
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:45 am to goofball
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Babylon Bee
Bless your heart.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:45 am to goofball
Even though it's the bee, I'm still boycotting Oreo. That's how tired I am of gender shite.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:45 am to The Spleen
Its sad that so many of these Bee articles seem completely plausible in this day and age.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:45 am to BornCritic
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Even though it's the bee, I'm still boycotting Oreo. That's how tired I am of gender shite.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:46 am to goofball
Will we get OweX?
This post was edited on 3/1/21 at 10:47 am
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:46 am to SUB
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I thought it was real at first
In today’s time, it could really be.
I’ll stick to my hetero Oreos thank you very much.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:46 am to SUB
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I thought it was real at first
Sadly, it's hard to tell satire from real life these days.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:46 am to goofball
So glad this is the bee. I love oreos.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:47 am to JodyPlauche
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Will we get OweX?
No just OweO
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:54 am to m57
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Its sad that so many of these Bee articles seem completely plausible in this day and age.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:57 am to goofball
Wouldn't color/race make more sense in this case?
Swing and miss.
Swing and miss.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:57 am to goofball
I worry that satire publications are just giving them ideas.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:57 am to goofball
Isn’t the term “oreo” in and of itself racist?
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:57 am to goofball
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Double Stuffed versions coming soon.....if no one is offended by it.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:57 am to m57
It will come to fruition.
Woke proggie/Dems. or what have you, take our jokes and satire as challenges to be achieved.
Woke proggie/Dems. or what have you, take our jokes and satire as challenges to be achieved.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 10:58 am to SUB
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I thought it was real at first
That is the sad part. Is is certainly possible and plausible for this to happen in today’s environment.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 11:05 am to goofball
Does this mean I don’t have to eat any more cookies with dicks?
Posted on 3/1/21 at 11:05 am to RedPop4
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Woke proggie/Dems. or what have you, take our jokes and satire as challenges to be achieved.
Yep..
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