Started By
Message

One woman dominated the awards at a Virginia county fair

Posted on 7/9/22 at 4:57 pm
Posted by Bamboozles
BR
Member since Jul 2008
2302 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 4:57 pm
quote:

Deep in southwest Virginia, there's a county fair where, last month, one woman won first, second and third place for best cookies.

She also swept all three awards for candy and for savory bread.

In fact, she won the blue ribbon for cake, pie, brownie, sweet bread and best overall baked good (that was strawberry fudge.)

It didn't stop there.

She also won for canned tomatoes, canned corn, pickled peppers, sauerkraut, relish, spaghetti sauce and both jelly and jam. Then she took top honors in quilt embroidery. And after the Virginia Kentucky District Fair posted these utterly dominating results to Facebook in June, you guessed it — she went viral.



quote:

Linda Skeens shared that she was diagnosed with leukemia in December, but that the treatment she's on is working and that cooking for her friends and family helps. She was flattered by the comparisons to the all-time great athletes, like NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt.

"Comparing me to Dale Earnhardt, Sr., I said no way I could ever be in his category. He's my hero," she told HOT 93.3.

Perhaps Skeens was being too humble. After all, she admitted that last year at a different county fair, she won 40 ribbons.





LINK

Pic for the pervs



Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36216 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 4:57 pm to
She doesn’t play any games huh
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5244 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 4:58 pm to
Is she actually a man? Never know these days
This post was edited on 7/9/22 at 4:58 pm
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59586 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 4:58 pm to
Her grandkids are definitely fat
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175682 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 4:58 pm to
if she comes with a kitchen....

wood
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3894 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 5:01 pm to
Is she single?
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
16538 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

if she comes with a kitchen....




That there is a lady that would send you to bed with a full stomach and empty balls.
Posted by GCTigahs
Member since Oct 2014
2027 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 5:07 pm to
She needs her own show. Somebody show her the Youtubes!
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29208 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 5:08 pm to
Operation clean sweep for Linda
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10850 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 5:10 pm to
Dale Sr. never finished 1st, 2nd, and 3rd in the same race.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23852 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 5:12 pm to
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
32857 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 5:15 pm to
I would subscribe and watch her YouTube show. I’d support financially if she included recipes.
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 5:20 pm to
She has a baking binder.
Posted by 81Tiger
LSU Alumnus
Member since Sep 2009
6624 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 5:23 pm to
Yep but she couldn’t beat Clara Edwards in the pickle category



Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15677 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 5:25 pm to
I bet her grandkids are fat as frick…I would be
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20105 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 5:25 pm to
Aunt Bea would like the phone number for Jeff Gillooly if anyone has it.
Posted by Mr Happy
Member since May 2019
1027 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 5:31 pm to
Some people are overachievers. Others just do enough.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167089 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

She doesn’t play



Like a blind kid at recess
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12138 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 5:42 pm to
That’s Mother In Law material.

Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26614 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 6:20 pm to
Nice chin. Any relation to Jay Leno?
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram