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re: My wife just got locked up.

Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:47 pm to
Posted by sms151t
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:47 pm to
I do not believe you or this story, sorry.

You're lying or leaving out details. Either way, it is not a good look.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:48 pm to
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She got her DUI with the kid in the car.


Wait, that matters?
Posted by The Torch
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:48 pm to
LINK

This looks like her device
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:48 pm to
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She was out on a zero alcohol bond and a condition was to either have the in home device or the interlock.

dude why didn't you just pony up the small amount and bond her out when she got arrested instead of having her sign some stupid arse recognizance with those super shitty stipulations?

Dumbass
Posted by The Torch
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:50 pm to
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Does [did] she have a job?


No
Posted by Hangit
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Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:51 pm to
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I was going on the premise that their permanent housing was the car.


You are probably right. I stand corrected.

Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
140708 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:51 pm to
Some places you can not bond out of DUI they make you wait up to 24 hours for arraignment.
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 2:52 pm
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:52 pm to
damn, I hope she at least can cook ?
Posted by JohnZeroQ
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:52 pm to
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Dumb Bitch.

Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:53 pm to
Is your wife black? And is the judge's name Mike Erwin?
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:54 pm to
Fear not. Conjugal Visit Sex is the best sex that you will ever have.

I read this somewhere.



Posted by Anonymous95
Member since Sep 2014
2101 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:55 pm to
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OP is full of shite Nobody on a first offense DUI has to blow into an "at home" breathylzer. I have a friend that got two in a year and he only had to get an interlock device installed in his car so he could get a hardship license


You guys are wrong. If she took the Pre-Trial Diversion program and doesn't have her own vehicle, you get a home breathalyzer. He's absolutely telling the truth.
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:55 pm to
Here's a tip: Cum on the tits.
Posted by aVatiger
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:55 pm to
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Some places you can not bond out of DUI they make you wait up to 24 hours for arraignment.


Yup

That means she is locked up for the weekend. At least OP can get a sitter for his now 10yr old distraught son and hit up the titty bar
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:56 pm to
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LINK

This looks like her device


this is some janky arse website....just on that I'd argue their device is shite and misread the blow.
Posted by 19
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:56 pm to
Found y'alls wedding pics:

OP & 'Dumb bitch"
Posted by The Torch
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Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:57 pm to
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dude why didn't you just pony up the small amount and bond her out when she got arrested instead of having her sign some stupid arse recognizance with those super shitty stipulations?


The bond conditions were set by the judge, apparently they monitor you.

For the doubters, this is 100% true.

I feel terrible for her but the judge told me I could't get her out until her Plea hearing next Friday.

My son has a basketball game tomorrow and all the other mom's will be asking where she is bc she never misses a game
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:58 pm to
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My son has a basketball game tomorrow and all the other mom's will be asking where she is bc she never misses a game



just tell its her lady days and she got the case of the cramps bad
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
86498 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:58 pm to
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My son has a basketball game tomorrow and all the other mom's will be asking where she is bc she never misses a game

oh they'll know
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:58 pm to
Why would you post this here?
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