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Mrs. Stanley entered the Lion's Den asks officer "are you not entertained?"
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:35 pm
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A Fort Pierce cop was dispatched early Tuesday evening to the Lion's Den Adult Superstore “in reference to a disturbance,” according to an arrest affidavit. En route to the business, a dispatcher noted that “there was a female in the store wearing a purple shirt and had on no pants.”
Before the officer entered Lion's Den, a worker explained that the masturbating suspect had “removed a sex toy from the packaging and was now fully nude.” The woman, the worked added, had disappeared into a stock room with the sex toy.
When he entered the stock room, the officer found Theresa Stanley, 36, “sitting in an office chair with her feet up on the table.” Stanley had a “pink colored, penis shaped sex toy” in her hand and was using the device in a “masturbatory manner.”
Right after the cop appeared, Stanley “stopped making use of the sex toy and dropped it on the ground.”
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Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:37 pm to arseinclarse
Looks like she wasn't clear on the trial policy for the toys.
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:38 pm to arseinclarse
Uhh..is that mugshot supposed to be the woman in question? Cause that's a fricking man
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:39 pm to arseinclarse
Looks like she could be a male lead singer for a 90’s Grunge band.
This post was edited on 9/8/20 at 4:40 pm
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:39 pm to LaBR4
BPC
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:40 pm to arseinclarse
Sometimes in the lion’s den you see a big cat getting fed.
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:41 pm to arseinclarse
I don’t buy a car without test driving it.
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:43 pm to arseinclarse
Man, Peter Fonda has really bounced back from that whole death thing.
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:47 pm to arseinclarse
Wait, that picture is a dude right?
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:56 pm to arseinclarse
guilty
Posted on 9/8/20 at 4:57 pm to go_tigres
Mrs. Stanley?????????
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:06 pm to arseinclarse
Trevor Lawrence isn’t handling the stress of this altered season very well
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:06 pm to arseinclarse
She looks like Robin Zander and Spicoli's love child at age 85.
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:09 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:13 pm to arseinclarse
In the true Woke 2020 fashion, did the officer determine the need of the sex toy before arresting her?
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:17 pm to WG_Dawg
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:23 pm to arseinclarse
That’s a man
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:33 pm to arseinclarse
Are they sure she didn't have a penis?
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:38 pm to arseinclarse
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masturbatory manner
Had to look that one up.
Posted on 9/8/20 at 5:39 pm to arseinclarse
quote:...
When he entered the stock room, the officer found Theresa Stanley, 36, “sitting in an office chair with her feet up on the table.” Stanley had a “pink colored, penis shaped sex toy” in her hand and was using the device in a “masturbatory manner.”
Right after the cop appeared, Stanley “stopped making use of the sex toy an
Good start for a porno script.
Cue the brown chicken brown cow music.
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