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Mayor Calls on Citizens to Leave Belts out for Thieves After Seeing Recent Burglary Video

Posted on 11/25/21 at 6:07 am
Posted by TheSadvocate
North Shore
Member since Aug 2020
3794 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 6:07 am
BATON ROUGE, La - After a burglar was caught on a doorbell camera breaking into and then stealing Christmas presents from a south Baton Rouge home, the mayor's office released a statement demanding immediate action from homeowners.

"It's very disturbing to see one of our Baton Rouge citizens who has fallen on such hard times that he can't even afford to buy a belt to hold up his pants while he cleans out one of those posh, south Baton Rouge residences. These thieve's jobs would be so much easier if they had the use of both hands to hold those rich kid's Christmas presents, instead of having to use one hand to hold up their pants. I call on all homeowners in the parish to please start leaving belts out in the open so that our burglars can easily find them while they rob you of everything you've worked hard for years to buy. Christmas is a time for giving so please try to remember to put a belt or two next to your valuables tonight before going to bed."

A member of the mayor's staff asked that we publish a message in this article, addressed to the alleged burglar in this video, asking that he please reach out to the mayor's office after he gets caught, arrested and immediately released with no bond, to arrange pick up of a free belt autographed by the mayor.




Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12610 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 6:11 am to
Has your application to the Bee been accepted?
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 6:11 am to
The Baton Rouge Bee
Posted by TheSadvocate
North Shore
Member since Aug 2020
3794 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 7:02 am to
quote:

Has your application to the Bee been accepted?


This is merely a hobby :)
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
3322 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 7:04 am to
Is that Lil Nas X?
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
16825 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 7:06 am to
In what situation is hanging pants optimal? The culture is so dumb that when they break the law, they suck at it.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 7:21 am to
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The culture is so dumb

Full stop.
Nothing more to add
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61108 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 7:22 am to
quote:

In what situation is hanging pants optimal?



When you're in an all-male prison system.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 7:34 am to
That funny.
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10820 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 7:36 am to
quote:

TheSadvocate


quote:

This is merely a hobby


Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15528 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 8:05 am to
Imagine if judges and mayors came out and threatened death by homeowner for these thieves. I bet crime would subside if they thought they’d be in for more than a month in jail.
Posted by TheSadvocate
North Shore
Member since Aug 2020
3794 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 9:14 am to
quote:

Imagine if judges and mayors came out and threatened death by homeowner for these thieves. I bet crime would subside if they thought they’d be in for more than a month in jail.


They already know a lot of people in Louisiana are armed. Doesn't phase them in the least bit.
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 9:59 am to
This is funny.

Who puts Christmas gifts out before Thanksgiving?
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