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Matthew McConaughey Reveals Dad Died While Having Sex With His Mom
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:41 pm
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:41 pm
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“I got a call from my Mom. ‘Your dad died.’ My knees buckled,” McConaughey wrote in an excerpt shared by People. “I couldn’t believe it. He was my dad. Nobody or nothing could kill him. Except mom. He’d always told me and my brothers, ‘Boys, when I go, I’m gonna be makin’ love to your mother.’ And that’s what happened. He had a heart attack when he climaxed.”
The “Beach Bum” actor, who was born after his parents married each other for the third time, characterized their bond as “the Pacific Ocean in a storm.”
“They were, at times, violent,” he told People. “As I say in the book, that is how they communicated.” His father died in 1992. His mother is now 88.
I bet his dad’s soul was like
“I got a call from my Mom. ‘Your dad died.’ My knees buckled,” McConaughey wrote in an excerpt shared by People. “I couldn’t believe it. He was my dad. Nobody or nothing could kill him. Except mom. He’d always told me and my brothers, ‘Boys, when I go, I’m gonna be makin’ love to your mother.’ And that’s what happened. He had a heart attack when he climaxed.”
The “Beach Bum” actor, who was born after his parents married each other for the third time, characterized their bond as “the Pacific Ocean in a storm.”
“They were, at times, violent,” he told People. “As I say in the book, that is how they communicated.” His father died in 1992. His mother is now 88.
I bet his dad’s soul was like
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Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:42 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Now that's how you go out.
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:43 pm to Byrdybyrd05
He stole that from his own movie EdTV
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:44 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Insert “I’m not even mad, I’m impressed”
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:44 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Just as quickly as he came, he went 
This post was edited on 10/19/20 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:44 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:45 pm to Byrdybyrd05
MM is still a douch
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:45 pm to Byrdybyrd05
quote:
He’d always told me and my brothers, ‘Boys, when I go, I’m gonna be makin’ love to your mother.
Seems like a weird thing for a dad to say to his sons.
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:46 pm to Byrdybyrd05
So he came and went at the same time?
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:46 pm to jchamil
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He stole that from his own movie EdTV
ETA: actually, his dad died in 1992, so I guess that scene was based on a true story.
This post was edited on 10/19/20 at 3:48 pm
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:46 pm to Byrdybyrd05
quote:
He had a heart attack when he climaxed.
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:46 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Alright alright alri...
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:47 pm to RIPMachoMan
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Just as quickly as he came, he went
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:47 pm to Byrdybyrd05
What goes around, comes around.
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:48 pm to jimbeam
That’s what he said after his mom told him what happened
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:48 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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ETA: actually, his dad died in 1992, so I guess that scene was based on a true story.
Yeah, I probably should have read the whole thing before commenting
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:52 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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“I got a call from my Mom. ‘Your dad died.’
Dead dad’s dick still in her?
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:54 pm to jchamil
Cause of death: Snu Snu
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:56 pm to Byrdybyrd05
All right all right OH NO!
Posted on 10/19/20 at 3:58 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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The “Beach Bum” actor
Really? That's the movie you're going to identify him with? Not Interstellar, True Detective, Dallas Buyers Club, etc.?
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