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WestCoastAg
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Man starts an airline company, in expectation of a federal buyout
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Local man Rodney, from Indianapolis launched an airline company this week called “Bailout Flights”.  The mission of Bailout Flights is to collect a portion of the $54 billion of bailout money going to the airline industry.  Rodney spoke on record stating how he is confident Bailout Flights will collect at least $10 million dollars. 
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Rodney already has plans what he wants to do with the $10 million paycheck coming in the mail. “Hookers and booze,” he says.  According to Keynesian economic theory, in a downturn hookers and booze have the highest internal rate of return – proven by multiple back-testing strategies.  “Every first-year economics student knows that hookers and booze have the highest rate of return in an economic downturn. These are blue chip assets,” Rodney states


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re: Man starts an airline company, in expectation of a federal buyout
shooters shoot


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re: Man starts an airline company, in expectation of a federal buyout
You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take.
-Wayne Gretzy

-Michael Scott


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Adam4848
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re: Man starts an airline company, in expectation of a federal buyout
This post was edited on 3/26 at 11:15 am


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re: Man starts an airline company, in expectation of a federal buyout
Rodney sounds like he posts on the OT...or the Poli Board

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he Stonk Market is the leading market source on investing, economics and STONKS! I founded The Stonk Market in my head about 50 years ago before the internet was born. When I figured out what the internet was I was like, "damn, maybe I should make a website". You can follow me on the Twitter if you want @thestinkmarket. I usually just troll people on the Twitter and try to be funny. I have about 10 photos of Jerome Powell naked. Anyone want to buy them from me? Here is my social security number 61-420-6966


obviously a satire site...still funny though
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ChandlerB03
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re: Man starts an airline company, in expectation of a federal buyout
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Rodney already has plans what he wants to do with the $10 million paycheck coming in the mail. “Hookers and booze,” he says.


Baw post on the OT


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JohnnyKilroy
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re: Man starts an airline company, in expectation of a federal buyout
He definitely posts here.


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BACONisMEATcandy
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re: Man starts an airline company, in expectation of a federal buyout
Pretty sure the Legislation only applies to Companies in Business prior to March 1, 2020

Sorry Rodney


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TigerinATL
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He definitely posts here.


He's raising capital to finance a pimp empire. Imperial Pimp is about as OT Baller as it gets.


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Darth_Vader
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Hookers and booze


If you’ve never snorted coke from a hooker’s arse crack, can you even say you’ve really lived?


OweO
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re: Man starts an airline company, in expectation of a federal buyout
Not a bad idea..


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WestCoastAg
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re: Man starts an airline company, in expectation of a federal buyout
no


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LetsgoGamecocks
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re: Man starts an airline company, in expectation of a federal buyout
Hope he sells shares of stock!! I am in!


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