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hubertcumberdale
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Man hits woman's friend in head with metal baseball bat, smashes his car, police say

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Police learned that 27-year-old Zachary Houston Johnson was at a residence in the 4000 block of Lake Beau Pre Boulevard on the night of Jan. 10 with his ex-girlfriend. She was planning to meet up later with another male friend, and called him to let him know when Johnson had left, according to booking documents.


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She warned him Johnson "was crazy and to look out for a white Jeep," documents say.

The friend arrived around 10 p.m. and waited by his car for the woman to come downstairs. He then saw a white Jeep pull into the parking lot and watched Johnson exit the car, swinging a metal baseball bat, documents say.

Johnson approached the man quickly and struck him on the side of the head, continuing the hit him after the man fell to the ground. Afterward, Johnson walked to the man's Audi A4 and busted the left tail light, according to booking documents.

The man was treated for a fractured skull and received seven staples.

Johnson was booked on Friday into East Baton Rouge Parish Prison on one count of aggravated second-degree battery and one count of simple criminal damage to property.


Hopefully ole baw with the smashed up head got some good head after all this was said and done. Was it worth it? Guess we need pics. Anyone got pics of the woman in question causing this much of a ruckus??

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Johnson approached the man quickly and struck him on the side of the head, continuing the hit him after the man fell to the ground. Afterward, Johnson walked to the man's Audi A4 and busted the left tail light, according to booking documents.


I’m glad they told me it was an Audi A4. I wouldn’t have understood this story at all without that tidbit.


hubertcumberdale
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I was talking about his ex-gf, what’s she look like??


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hubertcumberdale
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I’m glad they told me it was an Audi A4. I wouldn’t have understood this story at all without that tidbit.



Prob why the dude was really pissed, his ex was banging a dude driving a much nicer car


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Sounds like the woman was from the other side of the tracks and not from St. George.


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Prob why the dude was really pissed, his ex was banging a dude driving a much nicer car


Probably a lease.


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TigerstuckinMS
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At what point does aggravated battery cross the line into attempted murder?

I've gotta think "smashed someone in the melon with a baseball bat" has to be in the general vicinity.
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Something smells of Livingston Parish.


OysterPoBoy
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Back in my day you only hit people in the head with a wooden bat.


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Hopefully ole baw with the smashed up head got some good head after all this was said and done.


It's doubtful. I'd bet the farm that the girl got back together with her ex within a week of this going down. She just used this dude to make her ex jealous. I guarantee she told her ex that the new dude was coming over and rubbed it in his face.

One day I hope to figure out whether the root of all evil is money or pussy.


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Bjorn Cyborg
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At what point does aggravated battery cross the line into attempted murder?

I've gotta think "smashed someone in the melon with a baseball bat" has to be in the general vicinity.


Agreed. Hitting someone in the head with a metal baseball bat means death is 100 percent on the table.


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PiscesTiger
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Also, don't just bring your hard Johnson to a potential baseball bat fight.


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massiveattack
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He's a cringeworthy Instagram influencer. Check out "zjohns2"

I was told his ex might be worth taking a bat to the dome for tho
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Jeremiah 29:11 New International Version (NIV)

11 For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.





video of the girl


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He's a cringeworthy Instagram influencer. Check out "zjohns2"


This really added another layer to this story


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Get the popcorn ready.

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PiscesTiger
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Wow. I can now understand a bat over that. Backdoor beauty?


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PiscesTiger
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Damn what does he do for a living? Dude has 241k followers.


Jeff Boomhauer
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video of the girl


if that's the girl in question, then I was right and they are now back together...that video was posted a week ago

bitches but


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