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Man gets dysentery for $7,000

Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:52 am
Posted by Mr Personality
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Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:52 am
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Twenty-six-year-old Jake Eberts agreed to drink a life-threatening concoction of a cloudy, salty liquid containing Shigella bacteria, which are usually found in the “poop” of people who are infected — all in the name of science.

He downed a shot-glass amount of the liquid, knowing it would produce a miserable case of dysentery for the sake of research, he told Insider.

Eberts was one of 16 healthy young adults participating in the 11-day inpatient trial at the University of Maryland in an attempt to test the effectiveness of a Shigella vaccine and received a payday in exchange.

Eberts said the symptoms from the trial resulted in the “worst eight hours of my life” — but would do it all again, if he was paid. For this trial, the university said he earned more than $7,000.

Sickness from Shigella is often caused by drinking contaminated water, eating ill-prepared food or coming in contact with someone’s infected bowel movements.

Unfortunately for him, he ended up having one of the worst cases of dysentery.

His symptoms started about 40 hours after drinking the bacteria, complete with cramps and chills at first. Then, he quickly took a turn for the worst. He had a 103-degree fever, diarrhea and bloody stool.

Eberts had to relieve himself in the toilet hat, place it in a biohazard bag and carry it down the hall to researchers who would extract samples from it. Once the nurses took what they needed for the study, he would pour the rest of his bodily waste into the toilet and douse it with bleach, waiting five minutes before flushing away.

Posted by FenrirTheBeard
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Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:53 am to
Shitty way to earn $7K
Posted by The Boat
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Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:53 am to
Hipsters are way too in to Oregon Trail
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23298 posts
Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:54 am to
That is some f'd up shite
Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:56 am to
I do this to myself almost annually, and now in learning I can get paid to do it?
Posted by Vamos Brandonos
Member since Mar 2022
1021 posts
Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:56 am to
There's a price for everything but $7k seems too low for that...shite.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19493 posts
Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:58 am to

For $7000 a pop I’d do it at least 2 or 3 times.
This post was edited on 4/28/22 at 10:59 am
Posted by Not Cooper
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:59 am to
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There's a price for everything but $7k seems too low for that... shite.

Idk man… he said his symptoms lasted 8 hours. There’s a whole lot of shite I would do for $895/hour
Posted by usc6158
Member since Feb 2008
35308 posts
Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:59 am to
If he didn't walk into the appointment in this shirt, he wasn't the right candidate for the job

Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 4/28/22 at 11:02 am to
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Eberts had to relieve himself in the toilet hat, place it in a biohazard bag and carry it down the hall to researchers who would extract samples from it. Once the nurses took what they needed for the study, he would pour the rest of his bodily waste into the toilet and douse it with bleach, waiting five minutes before flushing away.

They wouldn't come do that for him? I thought that was the primary purpose of research assistants
Posted by lsufan1971
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Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 4/28/22 at 11:04 am to
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His symptoms started about 40 hours after drinking the bacteria, complete with cramps and chills at first. Then, he quickly took a turn for the worst. He had a 103-degree fever, diarrhea and bloody stool.


Sounds like the time I ate a Flaming hot cool ranch taco from Taco Bell.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98128 posts
Posted on 4/28/22 at 11:05 am to
My freshman biology professor was fascinated with dysentery. Many lectures segued into a discussion of it. It's pretty disgusting and as the article says, life threatening. You get too weak to move, and without help you just lie there pooping. The bacteria gets on your skin and eats ulcers into it. Dehydration is a major complication and can be life threatening itself.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14942 posts
Posted on 4/28/22 at 11:09 am to
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11-day


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$7,000.



Couldn’t afford the paycut.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
29868 posts
Posted on 4/28/22 at 12:03 pm to
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Shitty way to earn $7K



no shite, i might do it for $17k but never for just $7k

they should get the fatties lined up for this, they could make them some money and lose a ton of weight at the same time
Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
5827 posts
Posted on 4/28/22 at 12:04 pm to

Same thing happens after eating an explosive bowel burrito from Taco Bell.

Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 4/28/22 at 12:26 pm to
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carry it down the hall to researchers who would extract samples from it


Getting dysentery for 7k is one thing. These poor guys are probably taking out student loans so that they can dig through bags of bloody dysentery shite.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
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Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 4/28/22 at 12:44 pm to
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Eberts had to relieve himself in the toilet hat



A toilet hat… ?
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 4/28/22 at 12:54 pm to
$7,000 for 8 hours of terrible runs? I can't say I'd pass that up.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65670 posts
Posted on 4/28/22 at 12:55 pm to
that's a shite eating grin right there
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