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Man gets dysentery for $7,000
Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:52 am
Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:52 am
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Twenty-six-year-old Jake Eberts agreed to drink a life-threatening concoction of a cloudy, salty liquid containing Shigella bacteria, which are usually found in the “poop” of people who are infected — all in the name of science.
He downed a shot-glass amount of the liquid, knowing it would produce a miserable case of dysentery for the sake of research, he told Insider.
Eberts was one of 16 healthy young adults participating in the 11-day inpatient trial at the University of Maryland in an attempt to test the effectiveness of a Shigella vaccine and received a payday in exchange.
Eberts said the symptoms from the trial resulted in the “worst eight hours of my life” — but would do it all again, if he was paid. For this trial, the university said he earned more than $7,000.
Sickness from Shigella is often caused by drinking contaminated water, eating ill-prepared food or coming in contact with someone’s infected bowel movements.
Unfortunately for him, he ended up having one of the worst cases of dysentery.
His symptoms started about 40 hours after drinking the bacteria, complete with cramps and chills at first. Then, he quickly took a turn for the worst. He had a 103-degree fever, diarrhea and bloody stool.
Eberts had to relieve himself in the toilet hat, place it in a biohazard bag and carry it down the hall to researchers who would extract samples from it. Once the nurses took what they needed for the study, he would pour the rest of his bodily waste into the toilet and douse it with bleach, waiting five minutes before flushing away.
Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:53 am to Mr Personality
Shitty way to earn $7K
Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:53 am to Mr Personality
Hipsters are way too in to Oregon Trail
Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:54 am to Mr Personality
That is some f'd up shite
Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:56 am to Mr Personality
I do this to myself almost annually, and now in learning I can get paid to do it?
Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:56 am to Mr Personality
There's a price for everything but $7k seems too low for that...shite.
Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:58 am to Mr Personality
For $7000 a pop I’d do it at least 2 or 3 times.
This post was edited on 4/28/22 at 10:59 am
Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:59 am to Vamos Brandonos
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There's a price for everything but $7k seems too low for that... shite.
Idk man… he said his symptoms lasted 8 hours. There’s a whole lot of shite I would do for $895/hour
Posted on 4/28/22 at 10:59 am to Vamos Brandonos
If he didn't walk into the appointment in this shirt, he wasn't the right candidate for the job
Posted on 4/28/22 at 11:02 am to Mr Personality
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Eberts had to relieve himself in the toilet hat, place it in a biohazard bag and carry it down the hall to researchers who would extract samples from it. Once the nurses took what they needed for the study, he would pour the rest of his bodily waste into the toilet and douse it with bleach, waiting five minutes before flushing away.
They wouldn't come do that for him? I thought that was the primary purpose of research assistants
Posted on 4/28/22 at 11:04 am to Mr Personality
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His symptoms started about 40 hours after drinking the bacteria, complete with cramps and chills at first. Then, he quickly took a turn for the worst. He had a 103-degree fever, diarrhea and bloody stool.
Sounds like the time I ate a Flaming hot cool ranch taco from Taco Bell.
Posted on 4/28/22 at 11:05 am to Mr Personality
My freshman biology professor was fascinated with dysentery. Many lectures segued into a discussion of it. It's pretty disgusting and as the article says, life threatening. You get too weak to move, and without help you just lie there pooping. The bacteria gets on your skin and eats ulcers into it. Dehydration is a major complication and can be life threatening itself.
Posted on 4/28/22 at 11:09 am to Mr Personality
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11-day
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$7,000.
Couldn’t afford the paycut.
Posted on 4/28/22 at 12:03 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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Shitty way to earn $7K
no shite, i might do it for $17k but never for just $7k
they should get the fatties lined up for this, they could make them some money and lose a ton of weight at the same time
Posted on 4/28/22 at 12:04 pm to Hopeful Doc
Same thing happens after eating an explosive bowel burrito from Taco Bell.
Posted on 4/28/22 at 12:26 pm to Mr Personality
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carry it down the hall to researchers who would extract samples from it
Getting dysentery for 7k is one thing. These poor guys are probably taking out student loans so that they can dig through bags of bloody dysentery shite.
Posted on 4/28/22 at 12:44 pm to Mr Personality
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Eberts had to relieve himself in the toilet hat
A toilet hat… ?
Posted on 4/28/22 at 12:54 pm to Mr Personality
$7,000 for 8 hours of terrible runs? I can't say I'd pass that up.
Posted on 4/28/22 at 12:55 pm to Mr Personality
that's a shite eating grin right there
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