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Made fun of my white skin....

Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:32 pm
Posted by EuphoricSSP
Member since Feb 2021
822 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:32 pm
The other day a black man made a comment about how pale I am. "you're so white" and it wasn't a compliment. Who do I log my complaint with for reparations?


ETA: In all honesty, I don't care but if I did the same to him in the opposite way...


ETA2: Thank you all for accepting my truth. I was violated by racism.
This post was edited on 2/27/21 at 8:38 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166122 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:33 pm to
Target customer service line
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41166 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

The other day a black man made a comment about how pale I am. "you're so white" and it wasn't a compliment. Who do I log my complaint with for reparations?


Lol - that’s the first time that’s ever happened to you?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:35 pm to
More than one person, usually who is white themselves, has commented on how white I am, whether they mean complexion or behavior. Regardless, I embrace and amplify.

It's okay to be a honkey.
Posted by EuphoricSSP
Member since Feb 2021
822 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

Lol - that’s the first time that’s ever happened to you?




No. But now that reparations are a thing...
Posted by Bawcephus
Member since Jul 2018
2747 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:35 pm to
3 posts.....


Post less.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57426 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:36 pm to
Should have replied, at least I'm not black.
Posted by EuphoricSSP
Member since Feb 2021
822 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

Bawcephus



Your name sounds like a dinosaur with a New Iberia Haircut
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
3113 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:38 pm to
I only get called a short, fat, CoonAss...
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43458 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:38 pm to
Should have told him his skin was contributing to global warming
Posted by Bawcephus
Member since Jul 2018
2747 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

Your name sounds like a dinosaur with a New Iberia Haircut




And your skin is clearer than those geckos that invade my patio yearly.

This post was edited on 2/27/21 at 8:40 pm
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:39 pm to
You could have made a joke about how you can’t see him because he’s not smiling.

Or just say thank you.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

EuphoricSSP
Member since Feb 2021
5 posts
Slow down there baw. You are going to strain a ligament in your thumb.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41166 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

now that reparations are a thing...


Good luck - if it works out - I’ll be in line to get mine too

Posted by PublixSubs
Maine
Member since Sep 2015
901 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:42 pm to
None of this happened.
Posted by LSUChamps03
Member since Feb 2006
2141 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:45 pm to
Happened to me once. I just said, “Knee grow, please!”
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71138 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

Happened to me once. I just said, “Knee grow, please!”


Did you get taller?
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
7790 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:47 pm to
Posted by LSUChamps03
Member since Feb 2006
2141 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

Did you get taller?


I did! In fact I went from an intimidating 5’6” to a towering 5’8”!

Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:50 pm to
Straight White Man

Walkin' around, I've got no one to talk to
There's everyone, and then there's just me
If I could change, don't you think that I'd do it?
God only knows why he cursed me to be
A straight white man

I state my problems
Other people roll their eyes
Three trips to the mall
Zero khakis in my size
I've never been the victim
Of a random search for drugs
But you can't say my life is easy
Until you've walked a mile in my UGGs

Straight white man, I know the road looks tough ahead
The women want rights
The gays want kids, what?
Can't you just leave us alone?
And also, no to the things you asked for
They're being greedy and they know it, okay?

Everyone thinks that I've got it easy
And just 'cause it's true, doesn't mean that it's right
So pull up a chair, and put down your pitchforks
Give me a chance to show you what it is like
To be a straight white man

The church has never made me
Feel ashamed of who I am
But I get e-mails from Zappos
That Gmail doesn't mark as spam
My country's Constitution
Was hand-written by my race
But my wife bought me the brand new iPhone
With an iPod Touch's case---case doesn't fit that phone

Straight white man, I know the road looks tough ahead
The women want rights
The blacks want not to be called "the blacks," sorry
Can't you just leave us alone?
Also, no to the things you asked for
No

Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead
The women want rights
The African-Ameri---it doesn't work for the rhythm
We used to have all the money and land
And we still do, but it's not as fun now
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