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re: LUNCH THREAD-Hope everyone is warm edition

Posted on 2/16/21 at 2:49 pm to
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 2/16/21 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

A heated birdbath would be a huge hit right now.


toof would attract so many tits with that
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 2/16/21 at 2:49 pm to
No doubt about it. My wife is friends with all the birds including like 6 crows. She is always out there laying bread and shite.

One time , after thanksgiving she put out some turkey. I told her she turned the crows into cannibals, she was not happy with me.

Edit

I gotta stop trolling my wife .. who does that?
This post was edited on 2/16/21 at 2:51 pm
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 2/16/21 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Cows should all be springing right now?

A little early to freshen.
please translate. I don't speak farm.
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 2/16/21 at 2:51 pm to
It would be glorious
Posted by brett randall
Depends on the moment.
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Posted on 2/16/21 at 2:51 pm to
we already have some on the ground. others within the next 2 to 3 weeks.
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 2/16/21 at 2:52 pm to
Duckie the sun is finally out, 2 hours late dammit
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
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Posted on 2/16/21 at 2:53 pm to
Is it titmouses or titmice? You know, the tufted ones.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
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Posted on 2/16/21 at 2:56 pm to
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please translate. I don't speak farm.


I was mostly trying to show off my farm hand vernacular.

Springing means pregnant.

Freshening means just given birth.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 2/16/21 at 2:59 pm to
My mare was nice enough to have ken at 8pm in a warm Friday

The mask police just got me

After loading my car I left my mask in the front seat and went to return the cart (they have no corrals). I noticed as I approached so I covered my face with my jacket bc I only had to take 5 steps inside. A guy standing about 50 ft away in the checkout line lost his shite. That’s what I get for being the one nice person to return my cart.

There were plenty of people shopping sans mask...
This post was edited on 2/16/21 at 3:03 pm
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 3:02 pm to
no need to church it up... just tits
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54724 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 3:03 pm to
Impressive knowledge

I grew up on a farm but I just learned woman work like cooking and cleaning.
I don't know nothing about birthing babies.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
101233 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 3:04 pm to
Mask nazis are the worst kinda people
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 2/16/21 at 3:04 pm to

quote:

Springing means pregnant.

Freshening means just given birth.




i'd imagine greenrocktiger/bella is spring'd from springing as well, after freshening #7 i bet her baby hole looks like war torn bosnia.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
116798 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 3:05 pm to
I wanted to ask if he’d noticed most of the other shoppers
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 2/16/21 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by tigafan4life
Member since Dec 2006
50590 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 3:06 pm to
Omg that’s so graphic.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 2/16/21 at 3:06 pm to
I find that if you always look angry people don't ask you about a mask
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
101233 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 3:06 pm to
Was there any episiotomies?
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
141192 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 3:06 pm to
My paternal grandparents were farmers. (Cattlemen more so than farmers)

I got to visit enough to really appreciate it. I also visited enough to really appreciate the visit coming to an end.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
64870 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 3:07 pm to
People are out of their gotdamned minds. Does that brainchild work there?
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