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Living with someone who is legitimately paranoid can be very trying.
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:25 am
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:25 am
I go to the Farmer's Market this a.m. I buy a bag of freshly picked peaches (they look fantastic) and some BBQ from a guy who regularly sells BBQ was his trailer. It is tender, delicious BBQ.
I bring it home. She pulls a peach out and gives it more of an inspection than an Israeli jeweler gives a diamond. "I don't like the looks of this." So, she won't eat the peaches.
"Where's the BBQ from?" I tell her. "Every time I drive by his trailer, my truck starts running rough. He's sketchy."
THen, I get the daily phone rant. Gmail has those suggested answers to emails such as "I'll call you back." "I don't need Google to get into my email to tell me how to answer emails. I don't need Google all in my phone." So, she is now on the way to the phone store to take her phone back.
She gets a new phone every 2-3 months because "everyone is in her phone." She starts deleting "sketchy apps and files" and ruins the phone's functionality. She then goes and gets a new one.
I bring it home. She pulls a peach out and gives it more of an inspection than an Israeli jeweler gives a diamond. "I don't like the looks of this." So, she won't eat the peaches.
"Where's the BBQ from?" I tell her. "Every time I drive by his trailer, my truck starts running rough. He's sketchy."
THen, I get the daily phone rant. Gmail has those suggested answers to emails such as "I'll call you back." "I don't need Google to get into my email to tell me how to answer emails. I don't need Google all in my phone." So, she is now on the way to the phone store to take her phone back.
She gets a new phone every 2-3 months because "everyone is in her phone." She starts deleting "sketchy apps and files" and ruins the phone's functionality. She then goes and gets a new one.
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Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:27 am to chinhoyang
Maybe it’s time to move out of your moms place
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:27 am to chinhoyang
sounds like you need a new boyfriend
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:27 am to chinhoyang
Well, is she at least hot?
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:28 am to chinhoyang
What if she’s right?
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:28 am to Bigfishchoupique
quote:
Run
Like your life depends upon it.
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:28 am to chinhoyang
I mean she's a little over the top about getting new phones, but they obviously listen to us and they have spam all over them when you first buy them.
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:28 am to chinhoyang
This seems beyond paranoia at this point.
Schizophrenia perhaps
Make her go to a specialist
Also, what did you do to drive her into this mental instability?
Schizophrenia perhaps
Make her go to a specialist
Also, what did you do to drive her into this mental instability?
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:28 am to Bigfishchoupique
Sounds like she’s dating a functional retard so I mean what do you expect..
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:29 am to chinhoyang
is this a SO or a child? if so you should suggest they see a specialist or some kind of counseling
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:30 am to chinhoyang
There’s nothing the power of prayer can’t solve.
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:30 am to chinhoyang
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more of an inspection than an Israeli jeweler
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:31 am to chinhoyang
Married, dating? Run like someone else said. This person caring for a baby would be an obsessive nightmare.
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:31 am to chinhoyang
Yeah that's someone who is mentally ill or in the early stages of dementia.
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:32 am to chinhoyang
Yeah frick all of that. Hope she’s fine as hell.
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:35 am to chinhoyang
That's not paranoid, that's batshit crazy. You're eventually gonna get stabbed in your sleep.
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:36 am to chinhoyang
“Run, chinhoyang, run!”
Change your name
Ditto Address
Ditto Job
Change your name
Ditto Address
Ditto Job
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:36 am to chinhoyang
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"Every time I drive by his trailer, my truck starts running rough. He's sketchy."
The frick does that have to do with his BBQ? Oh yeah, irrational paranoia.
Are you the guy who is still living with his ex-wife?
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:37 am to tigergirl10
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Married, dating? Run like someone else said. This person caring for a baby would be an obsessive nightmare.
I wish I’d have heeded the signs, and there were plenty given in retrospect, but I was like many others blinded by “love”. You’re dead on right. Raising children with a person like that would be an absolute nightmare come to life.
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