re: Kid problems

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So it actually may be your wife's.

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Or her boyfriend’s.

Man. It's going to be difficult eating a sandwich off those plates.

But the upside is that the buttplug has a base that won't allow it to get lost. At least you won't have to pay for an ER visit to get a foreign object fished out of his behind.

Dammit Bama Bird.

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But the upside is that the buttplug has a base that won't allow it to get lost. At least you won't have to pay for an ER visit to get a foreign object fished out of his behind.

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Unless he’s using the plug to keep the gerbil from escaping.

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At least it's not heroin

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Maybe this is on the table too. Who falls asleep whilst doing dishes?

Congrats on raising a twink

Fake and gay

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It wasn’t in his room he had dishes to wash and he fell asleep while doing them and I found it in the dishwasher

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Aka “the sandwich maker”

You’re more like a Gump than an Aubie, your wife and son being intimate….

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It wasn’t in his room he had dishes to wash and he fell asleep while doing them and I found it in the dishwasher

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Well at least you raised a sanitary twink

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Aka “the sandwich maker” You’re more like a Gump than an Aubie, your wife and son being intimate….

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What if he’s remarried and his current wife is his son’s stepmother? Then their relationship is pretty normal based on pronhub.

It could also smell like fish depending on how the dishwasher was using it.