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Kansas teen arrested after found bathing in Hidden Valley (nsfw?)

Posted on 10/20/20 at 2:39 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 2:39 pm
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The Shawnee County Sheriff’s Office said a 17-year boy was taken into custody early Saturday morning following an incident at the Petro Deli, which is north of Topeka, Kansas.

The sheriff’s office said when they responded to the scene around 3:30 a.m. Saturday, they found the teen naked and under the influence.

The sheriff said the teen covered himself in ranch dressing and damaged property inside the deli. After that, the teen ran outside the deli and jumped into a running vehicle and crashed it into a pillar.

The sheriff said deputies took the teen into custody and then to a local hospital where he was released to his parents.




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Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 2:39 pm to
I mean it's Kansas so what the frick else can you do
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 2:40 pm to
victimless crime
Posted by hg
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 2:40 pm to
I knows it’s 2020 and all, but boy?
Posted by jbgleason
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 2:44 pm to
That photo... What did you Google to find that?
Posted by hottub
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 2:45 pm to
Sometimes you just can’t hide your frustrations
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 2:46 pm to
Superb image to headline correlation there, arse.
Posted by ClampClampington
Nebraska
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 2:48 pm to
Who hasn’t fantasized about covering themselves in Ranch? Shits delicious
Posted by TigerCrude
Member since Oct 2019
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 2:49 pm to
Is that one of them Trannies the internet tells about?
Posted by Waldorf
Member since Aug 2020
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

Who hasn’t fantasized about covering themselves in Ranch? Shits delicious


I'm more of a blue cheese fan for these types of activities.
Posted by SEClint
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Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

they found the teen naked and under the influence.
..which influence?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

I'm more of a blue cheese fan for these types of activities.

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 2:58 pm to
They don't lettuce have fun anymore these days
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

The sheriff said the teen covered himself in ranch dressing and damaged property inside the deli. After that, the teen ran outside the deli and jumped into a running vehicle and crashed it into a pillar.
Posted by Pedro
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 3:06 pm to
This was on the news here in wichita the other day. I was gonna post it here but figured someone else would get around to it.
Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 3:09 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 3:09 pm to



I hope this isn’t the boy from the article, because I’m about to fap to it
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 3:10 pm to
les miles has lost control of petro deli
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10591 posts
Posted on 10/20/20 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

I'm more of a blue cheese fan for these types of activities.


Buddy of mine wanted to give his wife a milk bath for their anniversary. Went to the dairy farm to tell the farmer he needed a bunch of milk for his wife's bath, and the farmer asked, "well since it's for a bath does it need to be pasteurized?" My buddy said, "passed her eyes? Hell no, hip deep ought to be good enough. She can slosh it up from there."
Posted by Sidicous
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Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 10/20/20 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

quote:
Who hasn’t fantasized about covering themselves in Ranch? Shits delicious



I'm more of a blue cheese fan for these types of activities.
Not exactly naked if you're all about the dressing.
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