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Judge rules hippos are people

Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:13 am
Posted by junior
baton rouge
Member since Mar 2005
2245 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:13 am
Judge Karen Litkovitz recognized the hippos as legal persons with respect to that statute.
Ive got so many questions, but my main 3 are:

1- WTF??
2- Why is a US Judge ruling on Colombian narco Hippos?
3- Is the US just trolling Colombia?

Any legal explanation from an OT lawyer- would be appreciated.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155350 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:15 am to
Posted by EasternShoreTider
Fairhope, AL
Member since Oct 2018
988 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:15 am to
This world has become so confusing
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:15 am to
Lawyers have zero respect for the English language and near-zero knowledge of it.
Posted by Costanza
Member since May 2011
3148 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:17 am to
I can't wait for the deposition tapes
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123874 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:20 am to
He’s been to blue bayou I see
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24431 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:23 am to
I mean they are an invasive species with no natural predators that are aggressive to humans. This should be open and shut
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18317 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:24 am to
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Judge rules hippos are people


The serial killer rankings just got shuffled.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123874 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:25 am to
quote:

I mean they are an invasive species with no natural predators that are aggressive to humans.



Not the first time an imported species from a foreign place has been extremely detrimental to its new environment, especially when they are protected.

Once they get past a certain breeding population it’s hard to quell their numbers effectively.
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
15329 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:26 am to
The hippos need to be exterminated but but but people think they are cute. Won’t be cute when they completely destroy the ecosystems of the Amazon river basin.

Also side note, there was a plan to bring hippos to Louisiana in the early 1900s. What a shitshow that would be
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
15838 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:27 am to
quote:

Not the first time an imported species from a foreign place has been extremely detrimental to its new environment



Man i gotta get some hippo tags when they go in season.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
25909 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:29 am to
What is the hippos gender?
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62363 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:31 am to
I’ve confused them myself in recent years…
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:31 am to
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but people think they are cute.


hippos are objectively cute
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41507 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:32 am to
Women are men, men are women, hippos are people, and Biden got 81 million votes.

Am I taking crazy pills?
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68357 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:32 am to
So can a Colombian marry a hippo?
Posted by Ipissexcellence
Member since Dec 2018
324 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:33 am to
You cannot assume a hippos gender you a-hole. So what if the hippo had a dong. Who are you to say that is a male hippo. #transhippolivesmatter
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123874 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:36 am to
quote:

Also side note, there was a plan to bring hippos to Louisiana in the early 1900s. What a shitshow that would be


Imagine a hippopotame De lait
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9630 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:36 am to
All of this judge’s rulings need to be reviewed immediately and she should be removed from the bench
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14394 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 9:38 am to
I am pretty certain the classic, dearly departed T. Pittari's Restaurant used to serve hippo when they could get it.
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