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re: Is a horse the perfect mode of transportation?
Posted on 7/8/25 at 7:28 am to travelgamer
Posted on 7/8/25 at 7:28 am to travelgamer
"If I was to have sex with one animal it would be a horse. That is a beautiful animal. And when you have sex with a horse, you know you always have a ride home."
Dave Attell
Dave Attell
Posted on 7/8/25 at 7:30 am to travelgamer
As much as the OT hates it, the bicycle is the perfect transportation. Cheap, human powered, efficient. Can't beat it
Posted on 7/8/25 at 7:36 am to travelgamer
From the perspective of the horse….no.
Posted on 7/8/25 at 8:34 am to tigerinthebueche
I agree.
Just sticking up for one in particular.
Just sticking up for one in particular.
Posted on 7/8/25 at 8:59 am to travelgamer
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just grass and water,
You don’t know anything about horses.
Posted on 7/8/25 at 9:20 am to travelgamer
My vote goes to canoes and kayaks.
Posted on 7/8/25 at 9:32 am to travelgamer
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perfect mode of transportation
Bike. Low acquisition cost. Low maintenance cost. Range is as far as you are willing to go. Works in the rain, or you can hop in your 4-runner. You are allowed to ignore all traffic laws (I think) and act like everyone else on the road is the a-hole. You get to wear cool clothes with French words on them that display your donger like a trophy case.
Posted on 7/8/25 at 9:38 am to AndyCBR
[quote]All I can say is if America was explored and founded on horseback, they must have had lots of spares.[/quote


Posted on 7/8/25 at 9:41 am to fr33manator
I fricking love some Gary Larson.
Posted on 7/8/25 at 9:59 am to travelgamer
Horses are one of, if not the most important, war weapon in human history.
Mongols had a ton of them, lots of spares. They provided transportation, food, booze, clothing/shelter.
I suspect the a-hole horses and injured ones were more responsible for the food/clothing jobs
Mongols had a ton of them, lots of spares. They provided transportation, food, booze, clothing/shelter.
I suspect the a-hole horses and injured ones were more responsible for the food/clothing jobs
Posted on 7/8/25 at 10:02 am to White Bear
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Frick no, crazy unpredictable spooky idiots.
The pony ran and jumped and pitch
He tumbled master in a ditch
He died the jury they wondered why
The verdict was the blue tail fly
Posted on 7/8/25 at 10:03 am to travelgamer
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Is a horse the perfect mode of transportation?

Posted on 7/8/25 at 10:07 am to AndyCBR
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if you paid the vet, farrier, supplement, boarding, etc. bills
Just curious, how much does it cost you annually to keep a horse?
Posted on 7/8/25 at 10:10 am to travelgamer
Probably not the perfect mode of transportation when its 100 degrees outside in July-August and you're heading somewhere in a suit
Posted on 7/8/25 at 10:11 am to Putty
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Bike
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You are allowed to ignore all traffic laws (I think) and act like everyone else on the road is the a-hole. You get to wear cool clothes with French words on them that display your donger like a trophy case.
Posted on 7/8/25 at 10:15 am to travelgamer
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perfect mode of transportation
Catamaran sailboat with an outboard motor for emergencies and solar panels for powering stuff on a limited basis.
This post was edited on 7/8/25 at 10:17 am
Posted on 7/8/25 at 10:16 am to AndyCBR
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This is coming from a horse owner.
Selling hay to horse owners continues to make my dad a lot of money. Thanks.
Posted on 7/8/25 at 10:16 am to travelgamer
Male Elk are better. Built in reigns
Posted on 7/8/25 at 10:21 am to patchesohoulihan_007
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Just curious, how much does it cost you annually to keep a horse?
depends on a lot of factors like:
boarding expenses (do you pay to board him or pasture him at home?)
do you feed him grain or leave him on pasture?
do you supplement pasture with hay/alfalfa?
do you shoe him or leave him barefooted?
Is he prone to colic or hurting himself?
Wormers, vaccines, floating teeth depend on where you buy them or who does it for you.
Are you going to take it places? If so, what type of truck/trailer do you wan t to haul him in?
couple grand a year is easy to spend on just one horse if you keep it at home and have minimal vet bills IME.
Posted on 7/8/25 at 10:25 am to travelgamer
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Is a horse the perfect mode of transportation?
Actually is quite possibly the worst. They keel over and die all the time. Literally one of the riskiest financially “investments” you can make. Absolute money pit.
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