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re: In New Cut Of Empire Strikes Back, Vader Will Now Say 'I Am Your Non-Birthing Person!'
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:55 am to OysterPoBoy
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:55 am to OysterPoBoy
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That's actually one of those Mandella Effects. He actually say, "Luke, I am your father" but everyone remembers it the other way.
Wrong. He says "No, I am your father".
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Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:56 am to OysterPoBoy
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That's actually one of those Mandella Effects. He actually say, "Luke, I am your father" but everyone remembers it the other way.
You have it backwards. Everyone always quoted it as "Luke, I am your father". But that's incorrect. See the dialogue below.
quote:
Darth Vader: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you.
[pauses]
Darth Vader: Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
Luke: I'll never join you!
Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him!
Darth Vader: No. *I* am your father.
Luke: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!
Luke: [anguished] No! No!
IMDB.com
Posted on 5/11/21 at 10:16 am to GoldenSombrero
Which movie is the line “Luke, I am your father.” In?
Posted on 5/11/21 at 10:19 am to goofball
They kid, but I wouldn't be surprised if shite like this will be coming to the mainstream more and more.
Posted on 5/11/21 at 10:19 am to fr33manator
Tommy Boy?
Posted on 5/11/21 at 10:21 am to goofball
JFC
Now they’re coming for Star Wars?!?!
Now they’re coming for Star Wars?!?!
Posted on 5/11/21 at 10:23 am to goofball
Posted on 5/11/21 at 10:58 am to GoldenBoy
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I enjoy the Bee as much as the next guy, but does everything that they produce have to end up here?
It’s like a shitty The Onion. I’ve never been to the website, but the shite that gets posted here is generally pretty lame. This one, for example, is pretty cringe.
Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:04 am to The Boat
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Anyone think it’s racist Lucas made Vader black and not there for his son when he grew up?
I thought the racist part was that he was black and evil then in the end he was actually a white guy and became good. Isn't that the explanation in Chasing Amy?
Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:07 am to Ingeniero
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Tommy Boy?
Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:08 am to CocomoLSU
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But when you ask about that or point it out (like you did), you'll get downvoted. The BB is funny sometimes, but it's overkilled on this board for sure. But the masses like it I guess.
I never go to the BB, so I kinda like that someone else brings them here. I'm assuming he doesn't post every single one, but maybe he does. Either way, at least he states right away that it's from the Bee and not really tricking people.
Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:25 am to Froman
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It’s like a shitty The Onion.
BB is so much better than The Onion. That being said, the one in the OP is not subtle enough to really be funny.
Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:28 am to dewster
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BB is so much better than The Onion
Not really.
Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:43 am to goofball
Luke, brothers and sister I have none. This mans father is my fathers son, Luke.
Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:54 am to goofball
Onion >>>>>>> Bee
Babylon Bee: What should we write about today? Oh here is the most recent list of stuff republican's are scared is going happen. Let's write an article about it actually happening...rinse and repeat forever
Babylon Bee: What should we write about today? Oh here is the most recent list of stuff republican's are scared is going happen. Let's write an article about it actually happening...rinse and repeat forever
Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:54 am to mindbreaker
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Onion >>>>>>> Bee
This hasn't been true for a long time.
Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:56 am to teke184
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He’s your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
So what does that make us?
This post was edited on 5/11/21 at 11:57 am
Posted on 5/11/21 at 11:58 am to EarlyCuyler3
no, but you damn sure bring the stupid to a bunch of existing ones
Posted on 5/11/21 at 12:00 pm to goofball
Another Babylon Bee article, those are definitely not run into the ground and are totally very, very funny. Thank you for posting.
Posted on 5/11/21 at 12:17 pm to mindbreaker
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Babylon Bee: What should we write about today? Oh here is the most recent list of stuff republican's are scared is going happen. Let's write an article about it actually happening...rinse and repeat forever
i'm actually impressed that some people find it endlessly hilarious. it reminds me of when i was a child and could watch shitty tv shows every day
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