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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...

Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:30 pm to
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61860 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:30 pm to
Yall are all fricked because they'll look through your posts in this thread and know your plans.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
71961 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:30 pm to
yea I was looking at this from a different angle
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86042 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:30 pm to
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People throw out ideas and other people find the problems with them. Yours was a weak idea that got shot down, yet for some reason you're sticking to it.


Funny, cause the problems being found with your shoot down premises, you ignore. Because they're weak. Yet you stick to them. Pot, meet kettle.

(I'll check back later to see if the almighty boom grants any idea approval.)
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
46237 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:30 pm to
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80% of the world's population would be constrained by physics, logistics, etc.


Ive been saying this for pages now
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85617 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:30 pm to
Yeah it's for creative thinking

Some didn't think you and mbp were creative enough
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:30 pm to
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Seriously, no one else besides one other person thinks sewers would be a good idea?!?


Sewers aren't nearly as big and spacious as the movies would have you believe. Sure the cops may not look for you there, but you'd get sick as a dog and likely die in said sewers.
Posted by Homey the Clown
Member since Feb 2009
6018 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:30 pm to
A smaller sewer system may even be better. Travel as far as you can within an hour, jump into the first manhole you see. I doubt they would be searching the sewer system in some nothing town that doesnt have large subway system type tunnels.
Posted by ZereauxSum
Lot 23E
Member since Nov 2008
10176 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:30 pm to
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How is a malnurished kid in the middle of Africa with no technology whatsoever going to aid in finding me?

Not everyone will have the ability to look for you.


OK, so most of the 7 billion people are irrelevant, but what is relevant is every intelligence organization in the world, every federal, state and local LO agency, all of your family (for the people who think hiding in the hunting cabin is a good idea), friends, colleagues and everyone in your local community.

Plus, you have 60 minutes to get to wherever you deem as safe without being detected by someone who will gain the ability to track you.

Maybe a small handful of very skilled operators can do it. There is a lot of delusional in this thread.
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 1:36 pm
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:31 pm to
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I'm going to the attic of a random vacant home. If everyone has Billion dollar manhunt fever, no one is looking at houses for those five days.

Might be the best shot - if you could combine it with the strap your phone to a bus to throw them off idea, you might be able to win.




I like this one too, however it really depends on the owner of the house. If I owned a vacant home, I'd check it just for shits and giggles if this manhunt was going down.

Now, if its in foreclosure, in between owners, and won't have any foot traffic you'd have a decent shot. It would have to be in a very random area and you'd have to use misdirection. If they had a small search area, they'd go door-to-door in it.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
71961 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:31 pm to
I live in Nashville and could easily become a bum here. it'd be a lot harder though since I don't have a beard I could shave and couldn't grow one in time.
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:31 pm to


You're assuming that the guy wouldn't recognize you once an APB went out for a hitchhiker looking like you.

:rotflmao:
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86042 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:32 pm to
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With your idea of hitchhiking and hoping that the guy doesn't recognize you once the APB goes out, my 4yo niece could find you.

Absolutely!! She's got that boom roasted pedigree! She probably knows everything about everything. To boom roasted, and his exceptional family.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:32 pm to
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I live in Nashville and could easily become a bum here. it'd be a lot harder though since I don't have a beard I could shave and couldn't grow one in time.



Post up in East Nashville street corner and sell contributors.

Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:32 pm to
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Some didn't think you and mbp were creative enough
It's not that. Everyone has thrown out shitty ideas. The issue is being able to acknowledge your shitty idea. That is where Festus is having a hard time.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85617 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:32 pm to
Wasn't that lesters idea?
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
71961 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Maybe a small handful of very skilled operators can do it. There is a lot of delusional in this thread.



well let's just shut this thread own then, it's over
Posted by NOFOX
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
10115 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:32 pm to
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Im sticking with my nola above ground grave idea.



Another ption is the bomb shelter in between Ponchatrain and West End. It may be checked by authorities if you lead them to the area, but it is nasty and no randoms woud walk through there.
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:32 pm to
clone your cell phone 5 times and send them on greyhounds going all over the country in opposite directions.

find a vacant house and camp in the attic.

pray.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38963 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Yall are all fricked because they'll look through your posts in this thread and know your plans.



Posted by fightingtiger2335
heh?
Member since Aug 2007
61157 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:33 pm to
Do i know when the hour starts and can plan ahead and someone says when it starts or is it a random hey your hour starts now.
because if you dont jnow when your hour is gonna start that ruins a ton of plans
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