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tduecen
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I’m 31, live in a retirement home and go on dinner dates with elderly pals

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Liz White moved to Florida from Philadelphia after breaking up with her boyfriend, finding herself single and living with her parents once again.

But the 31-year-old now resides in a retirement home where she works remotely and enjoys outings with her elderly pals.

“Basically, I am retired in my soul, but not in my bank account that requires me to have a full-time job,” White, who goes by @LizWizdom on TikTok, explained in a clip with more than 13,500 views.
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White, upon being newly single, moved in with her parents, who live in a building with residents mostly over the age of 55. After experiencing life as an honorary retiree, she managed to secure an empty unit in the building and live there by herself.
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While there isn’t an age requirement in the building, there are only two other working people in the building while the rest are retired.

When giving her 36,100 followers a tour of her coveted apartment, she explained the general rules of the apartment complex, including when it’s appropriate to socialize
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Each unit has two front doors: a “regular” one and another made of glass. If the “regular” door is open, it’s an invitation for neighbors to drop in, but if it’s closed, leave them alone.

Other rules include having to park forward — which White loves because “backing into parking spots is a red-flag personality trait, but that’s just me” — and no food or drink by the pool.
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While most rules aren’t too outlandish, some building guidelines are a bit of a wet blanket. Specifically, if a resident wants to have an overnight guest, management must be notified.

“No comment on if I’ve ever broken that rule,” she admitted.
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She and her neighbors regularly dine together at communal meals, despite the age gap, and even share a nightcap on the beach. Just last month, she traveled to Austria to celebrate a neighbor’s 80th birthday.

But many of the retirees only spend the winter months in Florida, returning to other, probably cooler, places in the summer.

While she says she does get a little sad to see them leave, the “introvert” in her says it’s “not so bad.”
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tiggerthetooth
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31 going on 45. Philly girls are rough.


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Hangover Haven
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She needs to hook up with Edwards’ old lady…


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Lawyered
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She looks like the wicked witch of the west
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East Coast Band
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The handle on that door has been installed upside down.


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NotoriousFSU
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What’s this bitch got against reversing into a parking space?


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SportsGuyNOLA
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She’s 31?!!??

Ive seen younger looking 51’s in the Quad


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Will Munny
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Where were these young hotties when I was in a nursing home


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chinhoyang
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She's getting plenty of that old man schlong.


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deeprig9
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I bet she gives an excellent awkward BJ.


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Ricardo
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There goes the neighborhood. Every socially awkward millennial is going to be trying to live that sweet retirement life now.
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Chicken
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she trying to get written into some wills?


Meauxjeaux
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Other rules include having to park forward — which White loves because “backing into parking spots is a red-flag personality trait,


100% this.

Backer-ins are sociopaths. If you’re home, be home.


Bard
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1. She looks bat shite crazy in that picture.

2. If you're looking for a sugar daddy, go where they live.



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wheelr
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While there isn’t an age requirement in the building


Oh, so not a retirement home.


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WestCoastAg
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retirement communities kinda slap now. i mean i wouldnt want to live there right now but im all about it when im in my 70s


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SteelerBravesDawg
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Do not want.


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PrecedentedTimes
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While most rules aren’t too outlandish, some building guidelines are a bit of a wet blanket. Specifically, if a resident wants to have an overnight guest, management must be notified. “No comment on if I’ve ever broken that rule,” she admitted.


Imagine being the guy that hooked up with a solid 4 that lives in an elderly community. You gotta be down BAD


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keakar
Member since Jan 2017
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the 31-year-old now resides in a retirement home where she works remotely and enjoys outings with her elderly pals.



so instead of living with her parents she now lives with a whole community of other peoples parents and somehow she thinks that was an improvement or an upgrade?

she has the crazy eyes and the karen personality with the finger wag while talking mastered as well
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Mr Personality
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She looks like the wicked witch of the west

A lot of Viagra enhanced dick smashing up into those wizard sleeves
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