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If Your arse Cannot Fit, Then You Cannot Sit

Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:48 pm
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10154 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:48 pm
Tired of paying for a seat on an airplane, at a ballgame, etc and the fat pile of crap next to me is occupying part of my seat. They should be forced to purchase two seats, or have separate seating sections entirely.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53364 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:49 pm to
Just get fatter and beat em to the punch, baw.
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:49 pm to
Divorce him.
Posted by CourtJesster
Member since Apr 2021
71 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:51 pm to
Southwest for this non issue.
Posted by KLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
10277 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:51 pm to
Mingo will be here shortly to clear things up.
This post was edited on 4/9/21 at 12:52 pm
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37369 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:51 pm to
I’m big boned. It’s not my fault these 4 chili cheese dogs and 3 cokes go to my hips
This post was edited on 4/9/21 at 12:52 pm
Posted by MardiGrasCajun
Dirty Coast, MS
Member since Sep 2005
5341 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

I’m big boned.


Big bones don't jiggle.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34830 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:54 pm to
If I can squeeze between the armrests I fit you beanpole.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8104 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:55 pm to
Planes and LSU Games.

Nothing like sitting in a section that has bleachers and some fat coonass (that likely posts here) takes up 3 18inch wide seats
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:55 pm to
Fly private.
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3883 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:02 pm to
You been going to ballgames sitting right next to fat asses lately?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259432 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

Tired of paying for a seat on an airplane, at a ballgame, etc and the fat pile of crap next to me is occupying part of my seat.


Last time I flew, they had people separated. On Delta and Alaska.
Posted by Dontbearichard
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2018
138 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

Nothing like sitting in a section that has bleachers and some fat coonass (that likely posts here) takes up 3 18inch wide seats


That's why I rent the seatback chairs
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118752 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:20 pm to
Lose weight baw
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

Mingo will be here shortly

He sure won't be here tall-ly.
This post was edited on 4/9/21 at 1:27 pm
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10154 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:27 pm to
My weight isn’t the issue. I’m 6’1 190. It’s the fatty next to me pushing 260 that needs to lose some weight.
Posted by BackInBlackTiger
Member since Mar 2014
2309 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:27 pm to
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15164 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

Tired of paying for a seat on an airplane, at a ballgame, etc and the fat pile of crap next to me is occupying part of my seat. They should be forced to purchase two seats, or have separate seating sections entirely.



There was a story early this week where a dude paid for 2 seats because he was large and the airline overbooked the flight then forced him to give up the second seat so someone could sit there.
Posted by Flynn2Byrd
Mile High City
Member since Feb 2020
582 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:36 pm to
A while back my mom and the loudmouth that she is...we boarded a plane and sat down the seat that she was in had the extended buckle or whatever and she proceeded to hold it up and announce to those on the plane that a fat person had sat there. She denied it happened when i brought it up years later but it was so fricking embarrassing i’ll never forget it.
Posted by mindbreaker
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
7628 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:40 pm to
You should tell them something about it instead of bitching on a message board...oh wait it would be embarrassing to get your arse stomped by ac fat guy wouldn't it. Oh well continue ranting
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