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I love the smell of rubbing alcohol. Today I had an accident.
Posted on 10/22/21 at 7:45 pm
Posted on 10/22/21 at 7:45 pm
I stopped using gel sanitizer years ago due to the stickiness and fragrant smells. To my family’s chagrin, I keep a bottle of isopropyl in my truck for cleaning up hands after school, after gym, etc…it works especially good if you are out hunting or fishing and don’t want the lingering smells.
While driving today, I decided to grab the bottle just for a whiff. I forgot that I had just topped it off and ended up squirting a fair amount of isopropyl directly into my left nostril while taking a deep breath. I don’t know exactly how much went in, but it was enough that it went through my sinuses and down my throat.
Within 15 seconds my left eye was watering and refusing to open. Within an hour I had so much inflammation in my left sinuses that I couldn’t even force air through. It felt like someone had shoved raw chicken liver up my nose.
My wife says this will be an embarrassing way to die. I say it’s better than accidentally choking yourself to death while masturbating.
While driving today, I decided to grab the bottle just for a whiff. I forgot that I had just topped it off and ended up squirting a fair amount of isopropyl directly into my left nostril while taking a deep breath. I don’t know exactly how much went in, but it was enough that it went through my sinuses and down my throat.
Within 15 seconds my left eye was watering and refusing to open. Within an hour I had so much inflammation in my left sinuses that I couldn’t even force air through. It felt like someone had shoved raw chicken liver up my nose.
My wife says this will be an embarrassing way to die. I say it’s better than accidentally choking yourself to death while masturbating.
This post was edited on 10/22/21 at 7:49 pm
Posted on 10/22/21 at 7:46 pm to Eli Goldfinger
wat
This post was edited on 10/22/21 at 7:48 pm
Posted on 10/22/21 at 7:47 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Eat a plastic fork tine, it will give you something else to focus on.
Posted on 10/22/21 at 7:47 pm to Hogwarts
He's hooked on alcohol. The rubbing kind not the drinking kind.
Posted on 10/22/21 at 7:49 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Back in my day we stuck vodka soaked tampons up our arse for a high
fricking kids these days
fricking kids these days
Posted on 10/22/21 at 7:50 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Just remember ethanol, that is an alcohol with a single carbon atom is the one you can consume. And it will poison you if you drink enough of it. All those other alcohols are not good for you and you should not ingest them even if you are addicted to the fragrance.
Posted on 10/22/21 at 7:51 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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Eli Goldfinger
Posted on 10/22/21 at 7:52 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Reminds me of everclear and diesel days
Posted on 10/22/21 at 7:55 pm to jamboybarry
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Back in my day we stuck vodka soaked tampons up our arse for a high
Does that work? I’m intrigued
Posted on 10/22/21 at 7:59 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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This post was edited on 3/17/24 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 10/22/21 at 8:00 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I think this will be OPs last post
Posted on 10/22/21 at 8:06 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Thank you for a good chuckle, also sorry for your pain
Posted on 10/22/21 at 8:07 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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It felt like someone had shoved raw chicken liver up my nose.
Wow. It has been quite sometime since I had raw chicken liver up my nose but I do recall that it is unpleasant.
Posted on 10/22/21 at 8:10 pm to jamboybarry
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Back in my day we stuck vodka soaked tampons up our arse for a high
If you shove a flash drive up there, does it improve your memory?
Posted on 10/22/21 at 8:17 pm to LSUtoBOOT
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If you shove a flash drive up there, does it improve your memory?
I could definitely use some extra large RAM right about now.
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