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Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:07 am to
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
21581 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:07 am to
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I like my women like I like my Haiku...


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Wide at the top part
Bigger in the middle, though
Only if pregnant




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I like my women like I like old boxes of stuff from the attic


A little musty, but probably worth something if I wanted to sell it on Craigslist...

I like my women like I like my nose hair clippers...
This post was edited on 4/10/19 at 10:08 am
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5352 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:09 am to
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I like my women like I like my nose hair clippers..


Only good for one thing.




I like my razors like I like my chedder...
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
21581 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:10 am to
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I like my razors like I like my chedder...


Cheap and misspelled???

I like my women like I like my internet trolls...


Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:12 am to
I like my women like I like my chicken


Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
21581 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:13 am to
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I like my movies like i like my screws...



Made in America...


I like my women like I like my border walls...
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
21581 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:14 am to
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I like my women like I like my chicken



Frequently choked???


I like my women like I like my computer monitors...
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:14 am to
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I like my women like I like my chicken



Plucked and no longer producing eggs.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:15 am to
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quote:
I like my women like I like my chicken



Plucked and no longer producing eggs.



With a little bit of fat on the ends


Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:15 am to
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I like my women like I like my computer monitors.



not always bright


I like my men like I like my teeth.
This post was edited on 4/10/19 at 10:17 am
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
21581 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:17 am to
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I like my mornings like I like my dog.



Quiet and outside...


I like my women like I like my bowel movements...
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
21581 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:18 am to
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I like my men like I like my teeth.



Clean, white and bony...

I like my women like I like my bicycles...
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133069 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:19 am to
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I like my women like I like my bowel movements...



Always trying to get in my pants



I like my women like I like the political machinations of Otto Von Bismarck
This post was edited on 4/10/19 at 10:21 am
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:19 am to
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I like my women like I like my bicycles...



easy to ride.


I like my men like I like my snacks.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:23 am to
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I like my women like I like my bowel movements...



Never trust a fart
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
10157 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:28 am to
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I like my men like I like my snacks.


Salty and sweet, and a little nutty.

I like my women like I like my balloons.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5352 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:30 am to
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I like my women like I like my bowel movements...


Better with your pants off.



I like my bowel movements like I like my bills...
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
21581 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:30 am to
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I like my women like I like the political machinations of Otto Von Bismarck


Not afraid to rely on her friends to put pressure on you till she gets what she wants???


I like my women like I like my beards...
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:32 am to
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I like my women like I like my balloons.



Full of hot air and can be easily popped.





I like my men like I like my toenails.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5352 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:32 am to
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I like my women like I like my balloons.



Full of hot air.


I like my balloons like I like my scales...
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
21581 posts
Posted on 4/10/19 at 10:32 am to
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I like my bowel movements like I like my bills...



Not too painful, and on a timely schedule...


I like my bills like I like my tuxedos.

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