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CincinnatiTiger
Auburn Fan
Cincinnati, OH
Member since May 2010
657 posts

I can catch 60+% of flies in my house barehanded…

I then throw them against a countertop or wall to finish them off.

Is this a talent?


StringedInstruments
Auburn Fan
Member since Oct 2013
15338 posts

Trashy.


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The Boat
Duke Fan
Tim McGraw Country
Member since Oct 2008
149308 posts

How many flies are in your trailer?


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Harry Morgan
Arkansas Fan
Member since Sep 2019
6567 posts

Ok, Miyagi-San.


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Sus-Scrofa
Arkansas Fan
Member since Feb 2013
5522 posts

On an oddly enough related note, the flies this year seem more sluggish than normal.


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JetsetNuggs
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2014
11538 posts
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Maybe you’re autistic


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NakaTrash
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Texas Hill Country
Member since Dec 2013
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Naked Bootleg
Oklahoma Fan
Member since Jul 2021
936 posts

What kind of flies y’all have up there in Ohio? The flies here sense intentions and move like Bruce lee


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NYNolaguy1
LSU Fan
Member since May 2011
19991 posts

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I can catch 60+% of flies in my house barehanded…


Subtle "I have a house with flies" brag.


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GeauxxxTigers23
USA Fan
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
58780 posts

That just means you leave enough dirty dishes around long enough make them fat and slow.


nealnan8
LSU Fan
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
203 posts

Impressive! How did your hands get so strong? Nevermind...


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CincinnatiTiger
Auburn Fan
Cincinnati, OH
Member since May 2010
657 posts

Mainly kids leaving the doors open and putting the smoker too close. Those a-holes love smoke.


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tigerpimpbot
LA-Monroe Fan
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
63845 posts

quote:

Is this a talent?




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KennabraTiger
LSU Fan
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
4595 posts

Rookie numbers. I’m at 90%. For wasps, I chop their heads off and put them on a toothpick to show the other bugs what happens when they enter my home.


Champs
LSU Fan
Geaux Tigers
Member since Feb 2008
10965 posts

The talent is trying to keep your trailer clean


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GumboPot
Georgetown Fan
Member since Mar 2009
100750 posts

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I can catch 60+% of flies in my house barehanded…


You approach them from the front, right? I believe flies blind spot is straight forward. I have not tried to catch them barehanded but I can flick them with my middle finger and drop them dead. But you have to approach them straight on. You cannot approach them from the side or they will fly away before you can get into the strike zone.


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TimeOutdoors
Mississippi St. Fan
AK
Member since Sep 2014
10051 posts

Are you telling your friends that’s how you caught monkey pox?


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drexyl
LSU Fan
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
22317 posts

You’re frickin-a right it’s a talent. Fly swatters are for pussies


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Adam4848
LSU Fan
LA
Member since Apr 2006
17444 posts

Mingo will be impressed


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ManBearTiger
LSU Fan
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21069 posts

How many dudes are you having in your house on a daily basis and what is their reaction to you clawing at their flies?


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