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re: Husband makes spreadsheet of Wife's excuses for no sex

Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:59 pm to
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:59 pm to
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my wife wants it 2-3 times a day, she's 10 years younger, I'm the one slowing down a bit


Pics!!

(Of your wife, not you, old man!)
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:59 pm to
i just decided to take the bitches side in this thread...for fun
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45219 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:00 pm to
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Am I the only one who desperately wants to know more details on all the (Non Verbal) responses he has listed?


I just assumed that he wanted to try anal in order to spice things up and her response was the old dolphin...
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88373 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:00 pm to
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Pics!!

she just emailed some to me, I would post them but they're ban material
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85369 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:00 pm to
like with most things, it is probably the fault of both of them

they both are not trying

she is not putting in extra effort to satisfy him, and he probably isn't doing anything extra to get her in the mood

walking up behind her and dry humping her while she is brushing her teeth generally does not get women worked up, trust me, I know
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 1:02 pm
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19309 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:02 pm to
In her defense, if he has a problem he should confront her about it.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85369 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:02 pm to
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if he has a problem he should confront her about it.


it was really a bitch move to send this to her while she would be gone for 10 days
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
23303 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:03 pm to
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seeing a trend. It seems as if she likes to have sex every 10 days. Hmm...





shite that would work for me
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
76158 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:03 pm to
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emailed


quote:

would post


fightintigers23@yahoo
Posted by Iona Fan Man
Member since Jan 2006
27462 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:04 pm to
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The spreadsheet doesn't tell us his approach style in initiating. He may be trying different ways beyond just verbal.


well it works a few times a month

candy, flowers, candles...what does one HAVE TO DO for the person that they committed their life, to want to make them happy?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
76158 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:04 pm to
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walking up behind her and dry humping her while she is brushing her teeth generally does not get women worked up, trust me, I know


3 out of 5 times
Posted by bayoubengals88
LA
Member since Sep 2007
23479 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:04 pm to
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and of course she reads that and doesn't think "oh my, this is ridiculous, maybe i should wonder why i'm coming up with these goofy excuses". she wonders why he's done this to her and she's not wrong at all. all this work he's done to prove a point to her and shes asking strangers to tell her she's 100% victim of the mean ole husband.
If the woman is not a victim, she's not a woman.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69493 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:04 pm to
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well it works a few times a month


women get horny also...or its a pity/shut him the frick up screw
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45219 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:06 pm to
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TigerHam85


So why, exactly, did you send this spreadsheet to your wife? What good did you think would come from it?

I ask because you seem a little too butthurt at my (accurate) assessment that a man who would act in such a passive aggressive manner is a bitch and a loser.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88373 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:06 pm to
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it was really a bitch move to send this to her while she would be gone for 10 days



it was a bitch move for it to make it to the net, but sex is a big thing in a marriage, assuming both partners are healthy and reasonably young, it's a huge thing to young men, and if the tang gets shut off shortly after marriage, it can be a deal breaker
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
76158 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:07 pm to
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was really a bitch move to send this to her while she would be gone for 10 days



Extreme move. Would have finished with something about giving her time to think about it and talking when she gets home. Wouldnt have gone cold on her.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85369 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:08 pm to
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and if the tang gets shut off shortly after marriage, it can be a deal breaker


oh no doubt

but you talk about it like adults

and if you do talk about like adults and that fails, and you feel the need to make a spreadsheet, you give it to her face to face at home, don't email it to her when she is about to leave for 10 days
Posted by Mung
Ba’on Rooj
Member since Aug 2007
9148 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:08 pm to
2x per month?!?! Way more than I got when married.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
32130 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:10 pm to
It's funny, you can easily tell which comments are from women.

If the comments immediately talk about how immature and non-understanding he is, it's a female.

At no point do women ever stop and think "Hmmm, maybe he has a point and I should take a step back and be a little self aware."

I also have a hard time believing he never attempted to communicate with her about this prior to him sending the spreadsheet.
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45219 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:11 pm to
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but you talk about it like adults


The OT doesn't know what that means.
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