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re: Husband makes spreadsheet of Wife's excuses for no sex
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:44 pm to Motorboat
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:44 pm to Motorboat
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Pretty smart on his part. you will never win an argument with a woman unless you have DATA.
Women don't give a shite about data. All this will accomplish is her being upset with you for accumulating the data.
You are definitely not married.
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Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:51 pm to Fun Bunch
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Women don't give a shite about data. All this will accomplish is her being upset with you for accumulating the data.
You are definitely not married.
It was said tongue in cheek.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:52 pm to Bluefin
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Smart move with the no contact after dropping the bomb. You gotta let 'em dwell in it.
It's an awesome power move if you have the discipline for it. I've used it several times with amazing results.
Most American women desire constant communication of some sort (usually verbal, but also social media, e-mail, whatever) from their significant other.
Cutting that off cold turkey is like watching a heroin addict go into withdrawal.
Good communication is vital to a healthy relationship, and that includes effectively using non-communication.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:00 pm to AbuTheMonkey
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social media,
I can only imagine her Facebook with some cryptic self loathing post, such as...
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When you try your hardest only to get knocked down
And 20 replies with "hang in there, boo" "call me, bae" "you should be loved"
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:14 pm to Bleeding purple
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let me break this down for all of you who didn't catch it.
"I gained some weight this winter..."
That right there is the reason she is not sexing it up.
THIS
hence why i mentioned she was a fat whore instead of just a whore... she's fat, doesn't want to get naked bc she's gross so she gets fricked by the one random who'll give her attention outside of her hubby thus leaving no sex for him...
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:20 pm to Topwater Trout
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maybe she feels she isn't being appreciated and is only viewed as a sex object by him
Hey, sometimes, she better fricking believe it.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:44 pm to Topwater Trout
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I bet all these guys would just dvr an LSU or Saints game to hook up with the wife
First off my SO would not interrupt an LSU game, she is just as compassionate about LSU as I am.
Second, Its called doggy style while watching the football game in the bedroom. Time it right with an LSU TD EPIC.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:58 pm to loopback
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3 times in a month? I'd say he's doing pretty well for being married.
I agree.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 3:05 pm to Bleeding purple
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Yet fat women struggle setting aside their own personal demons to enjoy the single greatest physical sensation in the world with the person they supposedly love more than any other, in the private protected sanctuary of their own bedroom.
FIFY... we need to clarify here, this is a fat chick issue... at best ugly and crazy could be interchangeable with fat.....
had a happy super fit one around for a few weeks recently and never had one of these issues. for the first time in my life i couldn't keep up.... sprinkle in some crazy with the fit and i'm back to crankin' down on the shitter again..
Posted on 7/18/14 at 3:11 pm to Dingeaux
Not for mid 20s with no kid. This is really good to read on r/relationships. The people are taking hid side. No one buys this chicks BS.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:15 pm to LouisianaLady
Sometimes I think the wife is trying to kill me. \ 
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:24 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
He needs to stop begging for the pussy. Act like it's no big deal and she'll start throwing at him.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:28 pm to White Bear
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White Bear
NWLA
Member since Jul 2014
1 post
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Sometimes I think the wife is trying to kill me. \
Solid first post Racist Bear.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:31 pm to SetTheMood
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Solid first post Racist Bear.
Thanks, I feel like part of the family now.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:35 pm to White Bear
White Bear, are you a large, white hairy gay man?
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:41 pm to tgrbaitn08
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White Bear, are you a large, white hairy gay man?
No.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:35 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
i'm still a bit tender from yesterday.... 
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:37 pm to Weaver
Hope he has his shite packed and his wallet open
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:52 pm to Weaver
Yeah, probably bc he gave her a months worth of forceful pounding
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:01 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
Dude wants a divorce.
He's just building a record.
He's just building a record.
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