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How to help a detective?
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:22 pm
I need help. A detective is working on my case. I know that my case is one of hundreds. How do I help the detective focus on winning my case? I guess I cant pay them because that would be a crime but how do I persuade them without pestering them?
I want things to go my way. I just need help pushing this thing through. Any officers or detectives that could give me some advise before I hurt my reputation and cause.
I want things to go my way. I just need help pushing this thing through. Any officers or detectives that could give me some advise before I hurt my reputation and cause.
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Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:23 pm to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:23 pm to Mud_Till_May
Offer him some high class hardwood
Your definition of “hardwood” is flexible and who is to receive it is as well.
Your definition of “hardwood” is flexible and who is to receive it is as well.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:24 pm to Mud_Till_May
Deets
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:24 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:who did you rob?
A detective is working on my case
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:24 pm to Mud_Till_May
frick his wife, he will either appreciate the reduced workload or recognize you as his alpha and devote generous time to your case. Win win.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:24 pm to jimbeam
Im willing to pay with a gift card but dont want to get them in trouble.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:25 pm to Mud_Till_May
Case of AIDS?
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:25 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:
winning my case
Detectives don't "win" cases.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:26 pm to IAmNERD
Beat me to it
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:26 pm to Mud_Till_May
Get your detective some booze, cigarettes, and blonde femme fatale and just get out of their way.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:27 pm to Mud_Till_May
they like hand jobs I bet
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:27 pm to Mud_Till_May
Is this about a fake story about a motorcycle being stolen and at a chop shop in Mississippi?
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:27 pm to IAmNERD
quote:
Detectives don't "win" cases.
Their hands push it through to the court. Its a criminal case in which I am the victim.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:27 pm to Mud_Till_May
Blackmail usually works
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:30 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:
Their hands push it through to the court.
No, they don't.
They present the findings of their investigation to the DA, then the DA decides whether to bring charges.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:32 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:
I need help. A detective is working on my case. I know that my case is one of hundreds. How do I help the detective focus on winning my case? I guess I cant pay them because that would be a crime but how do I persuade them without pestering them?
Do like I did and find the fricking crowbar the murderer used to pry open the victim's sliding door. DNA evidence = focused cops.
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:34 pm to IAmNERD
quote:
No, they don't.
They present the findings of their investigation to the DA, then the DA decides whether to bring charges
Yes. Thats what I mean. This is the step im at. Would it hurt to call them and just follow up on the progress?
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:35 pm to mikelbr
quote:
Do like I did and find the fricking crowbar the murderer used to pry open the victim's sliding door. DNA evidence = focused cops.
There may be finger prints
Posted on 4/7/21 at 6:35 pm to Mud_Till_May
Did they assign a detective with a doctorate to your case or did they assign a lowly detective practitioner straight out of detective school?
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