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Holidays bring my favorite commercials - A list actors pitching perfumes/cologne

Posted on 12/12/20 at 8:11 pm
Posted by oreeg
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Posted on 12/12/20 at 8:11 pm
My favorite is Johnny Depp driving to the middle of the desert to bury his jewelry.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 12/12/20 at 8:13 pm to
Random
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
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Posted on 12/12/20 at 8:20 pm to
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commercials


What’s this?
Posted by Sao
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Posted on 12/12/20 at 8:24 pm to

Charlize Theron can get it moving
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 12/12/20 at 8:24 pm to
Johnny Depp is a 57-year-old man who dresses like he’s 17 and wears a sh*tload of mascara. He looks like a f*cking idiot.
Posted by BeastMode
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 12/12/20 at 8:28 pm to
Haha I’ve also said this. It’s a life goal of mine to make a perfume commercial, because it seems they have no rules and the weirder the better.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
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Member since Nov 2018
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Posted on 12/12/20 at 8:41 pm to
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Charlize Theron can get it moving


Best lay in hollywood. Confirmed by many, many people.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
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Posted on 12/12/20 at 9:03 pm to
That’s an old commercial too.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 12/12/20 at 9:06 pm to
Not you tho.
Posted by bhtigerfan
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Posted on 12/12/20 at 10:07 pm to
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My favorite is Johnny Depp driving to the middle of the desert to bury his jewelry.
Possibly the worst commercial ever.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
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Posted on 12/12/20 at 10:23 pm to
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Johnny Depp is a 57-year-old man who dresses like he’s 17 and wears a sh*tload of mascara. He looks like a f*cking idiot.



His attempt to sound French is just as bad
Posted by NakaTrash
Texas Hill Country
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Posted on 12/13/20 at 12:27 am to
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Charlize Theron

Endorses gender confusion for her own children.

Posted by jcolding41
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 12/13/20 at 1:20 am to
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My favorite is Johnny Depp driving to the middle of the desert to bury his jewelry.


Still somehow gives off a Pirates of the Caribbean vibe.
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
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Posted on 12/13/20 at 1:28 am to
I don’t know if that was a Dior Sauvage commercial but If it is the as for that worked on me last year and has become my go to.
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 12/13/20 at 8:44 am to
Who was born and raised in Kentucky, but speaks with a British accent...
Posted by msudawg1200
Central Mississippi
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Posted on 12/13/20 at 8:55 am to
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Haha I’ve also said this. It’s a life goal of mine to make a perfume commercial, because it seems they have no rules and the weirder the better.

The creepiest one is from a few years back when they made the moles on the back of a chick into stars. There was also the Jared Leto one with the two chicks, and the one where they play Starman by Bowie and the chick and dude jump in the water. Strange stuff.
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
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Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 12/13/20 at 10:31 am to
I've always wondered what the brainstorming session for these commercials was like.

"How do we represent a smell, visually?"

"Let's do drugs first!"
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26415 posts
Posted on 12/13/20 at 10:42 am to
I saw a perfume commercial with a woman playing chess in a hotel room by herself.. She had a certain attraction to the black king. At the end of the commercial she hears a knock at the door she starts to smile and walks to the door...

It had the weirdest she was waiting on the BBC vibe ever..

Just saw it again, it’s a Coco Chanel commercial..
This post was edited on 12/13/20 at 12:18 pm
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