Have you ever been seriously bitten by a dog?

You're on a roll today







And not the good kind

the dog was joking, but it still hurt

Go frick yourself. You didn’t need to reply.

You prob own a pit

We had a chow and a doberman growing up. They got in a fight when I was about 13. Chow bit me on the leg pretty good. I don't think she meant to. It bled pretty good, but no stiches were needed.

I only had a pinch bite on my calf that got infected and took a while to heal. A neighbor’s dog hid in a stand of shrubs and jumped out and got me. So, wasn’t serious but I remember that stinking fleabag.

Sure have. Had to go to the emergency clinic. Guess which breed?

I had a house trailer I bought to rent out on our property in north La. I went to collect rent one afternoon and like a fool, decided to pet their Heinz 57 dog tied to a tree. Bastard tried to rip my arm off, only time I ever fainted. I had a gash to the bone, tried to be tough and bandage it for few days until my arm looked like a watermelon and stunk like shite. Finally went to hospital, doc said lucky I didn’t wait another day.

I got fricked up trying to stop our bigger dogs from fighting. Just me and the kids at the house grilling in the backyard. Dogs go at it and my kids start freaking out so I just started beating them with the spatula in my hand instead of getting the hose. Eventually broke the spatula and tried pulling them apart with my hands.

Ended up with tore jeans and lots of blood which made the kids freak out even more. Don't remember where my wife was but had to get my MIL to bring me to the clinic to get 4 stitches in my arm and maybe 6 in my knee. The older dog was kicking the shite out of me during the scuffle and 2 of my ribs were sore for about 6 months.