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Hasbro Releases Exciting New 'Fauci Says' Game
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Hasbro Releases Exciting New 'Fauci Says' Game


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Hasbro has released an exciting new game called "Fauci Says," where you have to try to keep up with an electronic voice telling you to do a variety of tasks.

"Whether Fauci tells you to double-mask, close down schools, lock down forever, or jump off a bridge, you'll have to comply -- or you lose the game!" says the narrator over Hasbro's debut commercial for the game. "What wacky thing will Fauci have you do next? No one knows!"

The commercial then shows a happy family competing in the game. They're all having fun, trying to mask, unmask, social-distance, then not social-distance, and perform a variety of contradictory instructions, until one of them fails to put on a seventh mask in time and is cast out of the family for being anti-science, per the game's instruction manual. "You just got Faucied!" the rest of the family says in glee as the young daughter packs her bags.

"Sorry -- that's just FAUCI SAYS!"


Who's getting one?!?


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re: Hasbro Releases Exciting New 'Fauci Says' Game
Everyone should buy this game.


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Nobody should buy this game.


goofball
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Somebody should buy this game.


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"All offers, terms, and conditions subject to change on a whim due to science"



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LSUBoo
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Antibody should but this game.


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Byron Bojangles III
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re: Hasbro Releases Exciting New 'Fauci Says' Game
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Might as well be sponsored by INFO WARS


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Might as well be sponsored by INFO WARS



BAN SATIRE!!!!!!


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Fauci is public enemy #1 as far as I am concerned.


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re: Hasbro Releases Exciting New 'Fauci Says' Game
I’ve been encouraged to play this game since last February. This game sucks.


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goofball
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I’ve been encouraged to play this game since last February. This game sucks.



Why not? Do you not enjoy seeing our totalitarian overlords take control of our lives and businesses, then move the goalposts constantly to avoid giving it up?
This post was edited on 2/23 at 12:12 pm


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Northshoretiger87
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re: Hasbro Releases Exciting New 'Fauci Says' Game
As long as it isn’t Fauci teachings us how to throw a baseball...





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Might as well be sponsored by INFO WARS



what?


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Might as well be sponsored by INFO WARS


Imagine being as dumb as this guy.
And he has a political opinion!


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Centinel
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Might as well be sponsored by INFO WARS


Are you retarded son?


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The Pirate King
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BAN SATIRE!!!!!!


Didn’t you hear? Government is now pressuring private tv channels to pull what they consider “disinformation”


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JetsetNuggs
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Might as well be sponsored by INFO WARS





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Doormat
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As long as it isn’t Fauci teachings us how to throw a baseball...


What a poon he must be! I bet Ginsburg could've at least one-hopped it to within a couple of feet of the plate.


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Klark Kent
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Might as well be sponsored by INFO WARS


Is that a joke from Reddit? I’ll assume yes, as Liberals aren’t very creative


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frankthetank
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Byron Bojangles III


You just got Faucied!


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