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Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:16 am
Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:16 am
Morning all
JOTD
Just got back from the doctor, he said I should drink more wine.
He actually said “less beer”, but I’m pretty sure I knew what he meant.
JOTD
Just got back from the doctor, he said I should drink more wine.
He actually said “less beer”, but I’m pretty sure I knew what he meant.
This post was edited on 8/18/22 at 5:31 am
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Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:19 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:37 am to dyslexiateechur
Mawnin y’all
Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:47 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning
Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:52 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning, folks. I am minutes from daylight. coc#1 is gone, and the pups are napping.
Y'all enjoy dat day.
Y'all enjoy dat day.
Posted on 8/18/22 at 5:12 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning teech, everybody. Gonna be a good day.
Posted on 8/18/22 at 5:18 am to dyslexiateechur
Mornin
Posted on 8/18/22 at 5:30 am to dyslexiateechur
A woman goes through border control on her bicycle with two panniers filled with sand.
The border guard was suspicious about it and searched through the sand, but couldn’t find anything hidden, so he had to let her through.
The next day, the same woman passes by, again riding a bike with two bags brimming with bright sand. The guard was still unable to find anything. He felt something was wrong and asked the woman whether he could take a cup of it for inspection. The woman agreed, and she was let through again.
The guard took the sample and put it through a thorough X-ray scan, hoping to find any grains that didn’t belong, but to no avail. As the woman passed the border daily, the guard was left in frustration, pondering every possible reason why anyone would bring sand across the border.
In the following weeks, the guard occasionally took a cup of the sand for inspection. After months without results, he delivered a sample to the national secret service and tasked a team of experienced chemical analysts to investigate it extensively. A week later and the only conclusion was that it was normal sand from a nearby beach.
One day, he gathered the courage to ask the woman, “It’s my last day at the job, and I will retire with over thirty years of experience as a border guard. Now, you’ve been crossing the border every day for six months, and I’m utterly stumped – why did you always bring two heavy bags of sand across?”
The woman replied, “I was stealing bikes.”
The border guard was suspicious about it and searched through the sand, but couldn’t find anything hidden, so he had to let her through.
The next day, the same woman passes by, again riding a bike with two bags brimming with bright sand. The guard was still unable to find anything. He felt something was wrong and asked the woman whether he could take a cup of it for inspection. The woman agreed, and she was let through again.
The guard took the sample and put it through a thorough X-ray scan, hoping to find any grains that didn’t belong, but to no avail. As the woman passed the border daily, the guard was left in frustration, pondering every possible reason why anyone would bring sand across the border.
In the following weeks, the guard occasionally took a cup of the sand for inspection. After months without results, he delivered a sample to the national secret service and tasked a team of experienced chemical analysts to investigate it extensively. A week later and the only conclusion was that it was normal sand from a nearby beach.
One day, he gathered the courage to ask the woman, “It’s my last day at the job, and I will retire with over thirty years of experience as a border guard. Now, you’ve been crossing the border every day for six months, and I’m utterly stumped – why did you always bring two heavy bags of sand across?”
The woman replied, “I was stealing bikes.”
Posted on 8/18/22 at 5:43 am to dyslexiateechur
morning gang...
I'm pretty sure what he meant too teechur...
Posted on 8/18/22 at 5:43 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 8/18/22 at 5:56 am to dyslexiateechur
Mornin everybody
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:02 am to JoePepitone
good morning all, D2 dropped me off at the house after our overnight drive from Maryland...funeral went well
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:03 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:03 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:21 am to dyslexiateechur
Mornin
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:26 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning all.
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:38 am to kywildcatfanone
Good morning y’all
COC1-2, espresso and currently an Americano
COC1-2, espresso and currently an Americano
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:40 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning y'all.
Dang. Rain. Ahh well, no golf today.
Guess I will just watch the wetness and drink coffee.
Dang. Rain. Ahh well, no golf today.
Guess I will just watch the wetness and drink coffee.
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:45 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:48 am to dyslexiateechur
Moanin’ err’body
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