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Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:15 am
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:15 am
Morning all
JOTD
Two prawns, named Christian and Terry are off on their morning swim.
Soon they discover a codfish caught in a six pack ring. Cursing the humans, Christian and Terry help the poor fish out of his predicament. Now freed, he begins to glow mysteriously.
“Thank you,” he says. “My name is Cod, and I’m a wish-granting codfish. I’d like to grant each of you one wish for saving me.”
Christian thinks and says, “I wish to be attractive to lady prawns.” Cod grants his wish.
Terry thinks and says, “I’m tired of being the bottom of the food chain. Make me into a dangerous predator.”
So Cod turns Terry into a shark and swims away. Of course, Christian is terrified, swims under a pile of rocks and refuses to come out, no matter what Terry says.
Distraught, Terry seeks out the magic codfish once again. As he swims, most fish flee at the sight of him, or keep pace just behind his fins.
Finally he finds the codfish, this time stuck in a bicycle wheel. Terry frees him and wishes to go back to how he was. Then, wish granted, he happily swims back home to his friend, still under the pile of rocks.
“I have wonderful news,” says Terry. “My journey has been long and arduous, but I’ve found Cod, and I’m a prawn again, Christian!”
JOTD
Two prawns, named Christian and Terry are off on their morning swim.
Soon they discover a codfish caught in a six pack ring. Cursing the humans, Christian and Terry help the poor fish out of his predicament. Now freed, he begins to glow mysteriously.
“Thank you,” he says. “My name is Cod, and I’m a wish-granting codfish. I’d like to grant each of you one wish for saving me.”
Christian thinks and says, “I wish to be attractive to lady prawns.” Cod grants his wish.
Terry thinks and says, “I’m tired of being the bottom of the food chain. Make me into a dangerous predator.”
So Cod turns Terry into a shark and swims away. Of course, Christian is terrified, swims under a pile of rocks and refuses to come out, no matter what Terry says.
Distraught, Terry seeks out the magic codfish once again. As he swims, most fish flee at the sight of him, or keep pace just behind his fins.
Finally he finds the codfish, this time stuck in a bicycle wheel. Terry frees him and wishes to go back to how he was. Then, wish granted, he happily swims back home to his friend, still under the pile of rocks.
“I have wonderful news,” says Terry. “My journey has been long and arduous, but I’ve found Cod, and I’m a prawn again, Christian!”
This post was edited on 1/24/22 at 4:17 am
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:16 am to dyslexiateechur
Mornin' Teech and those to come.
Let the week begin.
Let the week begin.
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:19 am to dyslexiateechur
Well good morning, DLT. Are you having gumbo, or jambalaya for breakfast? It made it to 32 down here last night. The coffee is the perfect temp.
ETA: Also QT, and those to come.
ETA: Also QT, and those to come.
This post was edited on 1/24/22 at 4:21 am
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:21 am to Hangit
Hubby made a big ole pastalaya so I brought all that today.
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:30 am to Hangit
Good day to you, Sir.
Got the coffee going both ways.
Got the coffee going both ways.
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:36 am to Kcrad
Good morning to you as well, KCR. When you decide what you are going with for groceries today, plan to cook a bunch of onions in. Also, a lot of green onions on top makes everything better, except pie.
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:37 am to dyslexiateechur
Nothing more disgusting than hot milk. Why do people heat up their milk?
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:38 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning Teech and the OT.
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:40 am to LSU Coyote
Going Asscan both ways.
ETA: afaf is drinking weed coffee and GITM. It has turned into partytime.
ETA: afaf is drinking weed coffee and GITM. It has turned into partytime.
This post was edited on 1/24/22 at 4:42 am
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:44 am to SlickRickerz
quote:
Nothing more disgusting than hot milk. Why do people heat up their milk?
For the hookworms and liver flukes.
Posted on 1/24/22 at 5:16 am to kywildcatfanone
Hey kywild
and to all those before and the lazy bums after
and to all those before and the lazy bums after
Posted on 1/24/22 at 5:19 am to Kcrad
quote:
to all those before and the lazy bums after
It's not that I am a lazy bum. It's just that I am, well...Your age.
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