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Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:15 am
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
32019 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:15 am
Morning all

JOTD

Two prawns, named Christian and Terry are off on their morning swim.

Soon they discover a codfish caught in a six pack ring. Cursing the humans, Christian and Terry help the poor fish out of his predicament. Now freed, he begins to glow mysteriously.

“Thank you,” he says. “My name is Cod, and I’m a wish-granting codfish. I’d like to grant each of you one wish for saving me.”

Christian thinks and says, “I wish to be attractive to lady prawns.” Cod grants his wish.

Terry thinks and says, “I’m tired of being the bottom of the food chain. Make me into a dangerous predator.”

So Cod turns Terry into a shark and swims away. Of course, Christian is terrified, swims under a pile of rocks and refuses to come out, no matter what Terry says.

Distraught, Terry seeks out the magic codfish once again. As he swims, most fish flee at the sight of him, or keep pace just behind his fins.

Finally he finds the codfish, this time stuck in a bicycle wheel. Terry frees him and wishes to go back to how he was. Then, wish granted, he happily swims back home to his friend, still under the pile of rocks.

“I have wonderful news,” says Terry. “My journey has been long and arduous, but I’ve found Cod, and I’m a prawn again, Christian!”
This post was edited on 1/24/22 at 4:17 am
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:16 am to
Mornin' Teech and those to come.
Let the week begin.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39027 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:19 am to
Well good morning, DLT. Are you having gumbo, or jambalaya for breakfast? It made it to 32 down here last night. The coffee is the perfect temp.



ETA: Also QT, and those to come.
This post was edited on 1/24/22 at 4:21 am
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
32019 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:21 am to
Hubby made a big ole pastalaya so I brought all that today.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12368 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:21 am to
Mawnin y’all
Posted by ScubaTiger
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Member since Dec 2003
4101 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:30 am to
Mornin
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54769 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:30 am to
Good day to you, Sir.

Got the coffee going both ways.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:33 am to
Mouth and arse?!
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39027 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:36 am to
Good morning to you as well, KCR. When you decide what you are going with for groceries today, plan to cook a bunch of onions in. Also, a lot of green onions on top makes everything better, except pie.
Posted by SlickRickerz
Member since Oct 2018
2290 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:37 am to
Nothing more disgusting than hot milk. Why do people heat up their milk?
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8325 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:38 am to
Good Morning Teech and the OT.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54769 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:39 am to



You cheeky bugger
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54769 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:40 am to
Going Asscan both ways.

ETA: afaf is drinking weed coffee and GITM. It has turned into partytime.
This post was edited on 1/24/22 at 4:42 am
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54769 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:44 am to
quote:

Nothing more disgusting than hot milk. Why do people heat up their milk?



For the hookworms and liver flukes.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118893 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:57 am to
Morning all
Posted by bnb9433
Member since Jan 2015
13677 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 5:11 am to
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54769 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 5:16 am to
Hey kywild

and to all those before and the lazy bums after
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39027 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 5:19 am to
quote:

to all those before and the lazy bums after


It's not that I am a lazy bum. It's just that I am, well...Your age.

Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10556 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 5:25 am to
Mornin OT
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75340 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 5:28 am to
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