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Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:11 am
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:11 am
Morning all! It’s my Friday!
JOTD
A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers
The engineer quite upset, "What about them? We've had to wait here for 15 minutes!"
The doctor agreed, "I don't know, but I've never seen such incompetence!"
The priest said, "Hey, here comes the groundskeeper. Let's go talk to him! - Hey, George, what's going on with that
Group ahead of us? They're pretty slow, aren't they?"
The groundskeeper replied, "Ah, yes, that's the group of blind firemen. They lost their sight last
Year when they put out the fire in the clubhouse. We always let them play for free."
The three became very quiet.
Then the pastor said, "That's sad. I think I will pray for them tonight.“
The doctor: "Good idea, I'll check with my buddy the eye doctor. Maybe he can do something."
The engineer: "Why don't the boys play at night?"
JOTD
A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers
The engineer quite upset, "What about them? We've had to wait here for 15 minutes!"
The doctor agreed, "I don't know, but I've never seen such incompetence!"
The priest said, "Hey, here comes the groundskeeper. Let's go talk to him! - Hey, George, what's going on with that
Group ahead of us? They're pretty slow, aren't they?"
The groundskeeper replied, "Ah, yes, that's the group of blind firemen. They lost their sight last
Year when they put out the fire in the clubhouse. We always let them play for free."
The three became very quiet.
Then the pastor said, "That's sad. I think I will pray for them tonight.“
The doctor: "Good idea, I'll check with my buddy the eye doctor. Maybe he can do something."
The engineer: "Why don't the boys play at night?"
This post was edited on 12/19/21 at 4:14 am
Posted on 12/19/21 at 4:26 am to dyslexiateechur
reminder don't geaux near Laplace today they are closining I10 at noon for three hours.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:00 am to Armymann50
Mornin all. Appreciate the Spillway reminder, Army.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:25 am to Armymann50
Good morning, folks. I blee Tigerfan4life is bringing her little one to the airport in Kenner this morning.
The stretch that the pilot hit has 6 wires that span aboot 6-700 feet. I don't know how many are damaged, but the 6 run perpendicular over another set. They are going to turn it into way more than a 3-hour tour.
ETA: gm spdvm
The stretch that the pilot hit has 6 wires that span aboot 6-700 feet. I don't know how many are damaged, but the 6 run perpendicular over another set. They are going to turn it into way more than a 3-hour tour.
ETA: gm spdvm
This post was edited on 12/19/21 at 6:56 am
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:35 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning everyone! Cool this AM!
Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:46 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning good people.
Posted on 12/19/21 at 7:01 am to LSUfanatic
Morning fanatic! What do y’all have planned for Christmas?
Posted on 12/19/21 at 7:21 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning Humans
Sunday Funday
Great day to light the fire pit, sip whisky out the bottle, play some rock and roll, not think about tomorrow and sing sweet home ain’t Alabama, all day long.
Actually, before all of the above, it’s time to lay in the Christmas cooking supplies except for the prime rib and fresh veggies.
Then do a champagne brunch somewhere and immediately following, as friends from home would say, “far up that far pit”.
Y’all have a bang up great day and enjoy the coast into the great celebration on Saturday of the birth of Sir Isaac Newton and the great Jimmy Buffet.
Sunday Funday
Great day to light the fire pit, sip whisky out the bottle, play some rock and roll, not think about tomorrow and sing sweet home ain’t Alabama, all day long.
Actually, before all of the above, it’s time to lay in the Christmas cooking supplies except for the prime rib and fresh veggies.
Then do a champagne brunch somewhere and immediately following, as friends from home would say, “far up that far pit”.
Y’all have a bang up great day and enjoy the coast into the great celebration on Saturday of the birth of Sir Isaac Newton and the great Jimmy Buffet.
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