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"Foot in mouth" close calls or actual fails
Posted on 8/3/21 at 11:41 pm
Posted on 8/3/21 at 11:41 pm
I just sent a text to a colleague telling her that as I watched "A Star is Born" I noticed how much she looked like Lady Gaga. She responded in less than a minute "is it the nose?"
I haven't responded yet because it was definitely the fricking nose, which I realized immediately after she asked. I probably won't ever respond. Might have to fire her.
Give us your stories.
I haven't responded yet because it was definitely the fricking nose, which I realized immediately after she asked. I probably won't ever respond. Might have to fire her.
Give us your stories.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 11:43 pm to GRTiger
When’s the baby due?
I’m not pregnant
I’m not pregnant
Posted on 8/3/21 at 11:44 pm to GRTiger
Tell her it’s not the nose and make something else up, have sex with her then fire her
Posted on 8/3/21 at 11:44 pm to GRTiger
Wtf is this shite at almost midnight?
Posted on 8/3/21 at 11:46 pm to HoboDickCheese
I don't want to have sex with her. She looks like Lady Gaga.
Eta
Secondarily, I'm married and have, I believe, 19 kids. It ain't about that. It's about the crushing embarrassment.
Eta
Secondarily, I'm married and have, I believe, 19 kids. It ain't about that. It's about the crushing embarrassment.
This post was edited on 8/3/21 at 11:49 pm
Posted on 8/3/21 at 11:48 pm to GRTiger
I help manage a rental property, and the tenants at the time were black. I had a text thread going with them about some repairs they needed. At the same time I had another text thread going with some friends who were out fishing and we were going to meet up after they were done. They were taking a while, so I text what I thought was my friend saying “You ni**as still fishing?” , but accidentally sent it on the tenants text thread.
They were cool about it luckily. I had to go see them to get a copy of the key the following week and they were laughing about it, thank God
They were cool about it luckily. I had to go see them to get a copy of the key the following week and they were laughing about it, thank God
Posted on 8/3/21 at 11:52 pm to GRTiger
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Secondarily, I'm married and have, I believe, 19 kids.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 11:54 pm to ReedRothchild
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I help manage a rental property, and the tenants at the time were black. I had a text thread going with them about some repairs they needed. At the same time I had another text thread going with some friends who were out fishing and we were going to meet up after they were done. They were taking a while, so I text what I thought was my friend saying “You ni**as still fishing?” , but accidentally sent it on the tenants text thread.
Oh shite
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:04 am to GRTiger
quote:I’ve heard the name over the years but didn’t know what she looked like so I went a found out. I would just because but definitely fire her afterwards. As far as you go I don’t see crushing embarrassment, maybe she likes the nose similarity
I don't want to have sex with her. She looks like Lady Gaga.
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:05 am to HoboDickCheese
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I would just because but definitely fire her afterwards.
Would you poke her face?
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:08 am to GRTiger
She’s going to sue you and win you idiot.
But you seem cool otherwise.
But you seem cool otherwise.
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:09 am to GreenRockTiger
quote:lol I see what you did there. I didn’t get it at first but after using the google machine I understood. I still buy records and CDs so I’m not hip to the times
Would you poke her face?
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:12 am to Havoc
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She’s going to sue you and win you idiot.
Probably not
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But you seem cool otherwise.
Probably not
Eta
I can't be the only one who reads the first line as not only will she sue me, but she'll also win me. That changes the game to be honest.
This post was edited on 8/4/21 at 12:15 am
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:17 am to HoboDickCheese
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I’m not hip to the times
I only know the song bc the Bubble Guppies performed it but as ‘Pencil Case’ for their back to school song - Bubble Guppies is on Nick Jr.
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:18 am to GRTiger
Back in the early 90’s, I was at LSU and in the national guard. One month at drill, we had about 10 people come from active army, into the guard. One was a really cool black guy, Mr Athlete, built, etc, super nice guy. He was in Germany active duty before joining the guard. We were military police. I forget his name, so let’s call him Smith.
Another person came from active duty over seas. She was a loud, obnoxious, fat (OT-zero), white girl. She was a cook. I forget her name, so let’s call her Jones.
First day that semester at LSU, I have Mr Smith in a class. I’m sitting next to him, we are shooting the shite, talking about the unit. He mentions a few things and people he doesn’t like about the unit, etc.
I reply, “You know who I cannot stand?, that loud, fat, & nasty Mrs Jones!” (Extract words I used, ingrained in my memory to this day)
He turns to me and says in the calmest voice, “That’s my wife.”
Another person came from active duty over seas. She was a loud, obnoxious, fat (OT-zero), white girl. She was a cook. I forget her name, so let’s call her Jones.
First day that semester at LSU, I have Mr Smith in a class. I’m sitting next to him, we are shooting the shite, talking about the unit. He mentions a few things and people he doesn’t like about the unit, etc.
I reply, “You know who I cannot stand?, that loud, fat, & nasty Mrs Jones!” (Extract words I used, ingrained in my memory to this day)
He turns to me and says in the calmest voice, “That’s my wife.”
This post was edited on 8/4/21 at 12:20 am
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:18 am to GRTiger
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I can't be the only one who reads the first line as not only will she sue me, but she'll also win me.
Commas are everyone’s friend
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She’s going to sue you and win you, idiot.
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She’s going to sue you and win, you idiot.
This post was edited on 8/4/21 at 12:23 am
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:20 am to jts1207
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When’s the baby due?
I’m not pregnant
Yeah, I told a girl she looked like she lost weight, she told me "no, I just lost my baby." I felt like Hitler.
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:20 am to theantiquetiger
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“That’s my wife.”
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:21 am to GreenRockTiger
quote:no clue what bubble guppies are either but with it being on Nick jr I have to assume it’s a children’s show lol
I only know the song bc the Bubble Guppies performed it but as ‘Pencil Case’ for their back to school song - Bubble Guppies is on Nick Jr.
Posted on 8/4/21 at 12:25 am to theantiquetiger
quote:not to derail this thread because it has potential but what do you think the ballpark is on a entire Dickens Christmas village?
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